Fluff time: What has just happened right now?

Many of the 20,000 people who are going to die of starvation today, just died.

Life…..

A choirboy just was molested by a priest.

Millions are working under shitty conditions for a meagre salary, domestic abuse, animal abuse, the wealthy are enjoying their financial bliss, wars, refugees fleeing….

I saw this question.

Thousands clicked on “Place your order” on Amazon.

Most people are asleep around here. Too late for partying, too early for work.

I’m stuck in a slow moving bus stuck behind a road work tractor that won’t pull over and let the really long line of backed-up cars past. Tractor assholes are being assholes as you read this all over the world.

100,000 people are having sex. 32,000 of them are enjoying it.
And 7,000 are really enjoying it.

The wife of former UK PM David Cameron is frantically packing up the family’s personal belongings in order to vacate 10 Downing Street for new PM Theresa May.

Yes. Great Britain has jumped right out of the frying pan and I to the flaming gaping gob of the Tories.

I decided to answer this question 8 hours from now.

Right now, your answer is history. Right now you are probably answering another question. Right now an executive is taking a trip on his private jet. Another exec is out on his pleasure yacht right now with a woman not his wife. Dozens of women right now, who can’t afford diapers are blaming those exec for their troubles.