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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

If you become what you fear, would it work if I was afraid of being a billionaire?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24948points) July 17th, 2016

Humor and clever insight welcome.

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Mimishu1995's avatar

You would be a billionaire, but then you would die of heart attack before you could touch the money.

ibstubro's avatar

Only if you truly feared being a billionaire. Then you’d end up like Howard Hughes. Unable to enjoy it.

SmartAZ's avatar

There is a law of believing, but only believers can understand it. You can’t kid yourself by pretending to believe something.

SecondHandStoke's avatar

You would be right to fear being a billionaire.

Because anyone that has money is automatically evil.

You wouldn’t want to be hated would you?

flutherother's avatar

Your question suggests that you have a secret desire to become a billionaire so, regrettably, it will not work for you.

stanleybmanly's avatar

For all afflicted with this particular anxiety, Dr. Stan is here to reassure you that he is certified in the skills required for the quick and total relief from the agonizing miseries bedeviling those among you with too much money. The bmanly cure comes with a 100% guarantee of total satisfaction and is cheerfully administered by the doctor as a public service.

Dutchess_III's avatar

On a scale of 1 – 117, how scared are you?

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NerdyKeith's avatar

If you became a billionaire, you could always give a large bulk of your money away to charity. Leave yourself with enough to live comfortably.

Dutchess_III's avatar

You aren’t nearly scared enough.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Hi, my name is Charity. Nice to meet you.

NerdyKeith's avatar

@Dutchess_III Haha very funny lol

Was thinking more on the lines of the Red Cross and Amnesty International.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Hi. My name is Amnesty Red. Call me at 900–123-OYES.

ibstubro's avatar

Greetings and salutations, Sir!
My name is Mr. Hope. Along with Dr. Faith I administer Charity’s – aka @Dutchess_III – trust fund.
Pleased you’re interested in our services.

Unless you’d care to fax a copy of your check, your checking account and routing numbers should be sufficient to complete the transaction.
Good day, and Cod bless!

SecondHandStoke's avatar

Amnesty Red…

That’s hot.

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