(NSFW) How can I give a sample without the container that you sit on? (Details Inside)

If they require you to provide a sample they should with out a doubt provide the container to put it in.
And if they don’t ask for one.

@SQUEEKY2 They only gave me a small vial. Last time they gave me the bucket too.

Well ask for the bucket .

@SQUEEKY2 Too late I will have to wait till Tuesday.

You don’t want the sample sitting for two days. You use the stool closest to your appointment time possible.

And it’s OK if it’s wet. They would tell you otherwise.

I have formed a trampoline out of newspaper (suspended under the toilet seat), and picked a non-wetted sample out of if.