What would Donald Trump's State of the Union address be like?

The disaster won’t be the speech. The disaster will be doing the talking.

They would both be like their convention speeches. Clinton’s would be comprehensive, with a lot of wonky plans, but overall upbeat.

Trump’s would be “the State of the Union is terrible, awful, and I will fix it.” And no attempt at reaching out to Congress except to threaten them.

I have no reason to believe that a State Of The Union address with Trump would be anything other that an address, about the state of the union.

Trump pretty much sounds like everyone else when he can stick to the teleprompter. I doubt Congress will heckle him (although anything’s possible), so he’d have no need to deviate from the script.

I hate it when Trump is petulant. He talks like a below average little kid. Single syllable words and repeat, repeat, repeat. “She’s really dump. I mean, she’s just dumb. The woman is really, really dumb.”

Clinton’s would be similar to Obama’s and I am super cool with that. Four more years please.

Trump has no interest in governance. He would just use the one whoever is tasked with these boring details wrote. He would really like all the clapping while he read it. Because he is a fucking toddler.

Me, Me, Me. And that isn’t the voice warm-up, that is the complete substance of the speech.

You wouldn’t hear much above the crazed cheers of his supporters.

It would be really depressing, best heard ignored (IMHO) from outside the US borders.

For Trump? Ridiculous.

Abso-fuckin-lutely hi-bastard-larious, tv gold…make it happen eeh-merry-ka

It would be nothing less than a State of Dis-union Address.

It would be ‘UUUge!’
The best ever.
Great.
Great, I tell you!
The best great speech ever.
Up there with, I dunno, Agnew!