1. FOLLOWING TO CLOSELY, ESPECIALLY FOR SPEED AND CONDITIONS.
Of all the safe driving practices this is by far the easiest to execute. How fucking hard is it to ease slightly off the throttle? Really? Something is eventually going to go wrong. Why the fuck insure it will be unavoidable or worse by refusing yourself adequate room to brake and or maneuver??
The importance of this habit increases with traffic speed, conditions and density. If I’m traveling at a buck thirty appropriate following distance is about a quarter mile.
2. YOU ALL CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SOME OF US DEPEND ON YOUR COMMUNICATING YOUR INTENTIONS WITH YOUR TURN INDICATORS.
My appropriate gear ratio is constantly changing due to a multitude of factors. The sooner you consult your signal the more time I have to select the proper gear (other factors in front of us included) in response.
Those of you that brake and then signal are cretins first class. One of the purposes of signalling is to warn those behind you that you will likely be braking soon.
3. LANE. GODDAMN. DISCIPLINE.
Keep right except to pass. Fucking please?. Not only does this improve traffic flow but it reduces the chance of accidents due to large disparities in vehicle speed. I don’t give a fuckin’ fuck about your cruise control or econ light. Wake the fuck up and don’t dawdle around in the passing lane.
4. USE THE RULES ON THE BOOKS AND YOUR INTUITION TO DRIVE PREDICTABLY.
Don’t freaking shift to a left lane if there is no reason to do so. Not passing a car in front of you, keep your blovin’ lane. Do not make maneuvers that make no sense based on the situation around you. Thanks??
5. GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS.
Believe me, I am traveling, or reacting as quickly as possible, given conditions. So I didn’t leave the intersection the millisecond the light turned green. In order to move forward I have to declutch, access first gear and then engage the clutch. This takes a half second or two. If you cannot comprehend this, sell your poser, girly, pansy ass Lexus RX and buy a bus pass.
My car brakes on a dime, does yours?
6. WAKE THE HELL UP.
Operating a motor vehicle on our highways and streets is a full time, fully engaged, interactive project.
Put down the smartphone, latte, triple cheeseburger, newspaper.
Fucking drive.