There was this really unhappy dude in his 30s, hitting the bottle a little too much, hated his life. He would come home from his factory job every night to his dingy little apartment to play a Second Life/Farmville type game. In this game he could build a nation of people, an army to defend it, an economy, a government, etc But instead, he decided to take a shortcut and steal this ethnic group, a workforce that was enslaved in another player’s kingdom.
So, he opens discussions with the this one guy and cons him into leading his people out of slavery to a promised land. It was a good game and helped him get through the lonely nights until his shift started again the next day.
But he was such a drunk that he would lose patience, get pissed and threaten to kill these people off almost every other night. This went for a long time. He’d get all pissed off at his shitty life and take it out on his people. Sometimes he would get so drunk that he’d fuck with them just for kicks. But the dude who represented them in this internet world had to talk him down all the time, beg him not ot pull the plug. Then later, when the guy was hung over, he would be all contrite and nice to his people for a few days. But then something shitty would happen at work and it would start all over again.
One night when he was in an especially bad humor, he tells his head dude in the game that he nor the whole original generation will never get to the promised land as punishment for some minor infraction, something that was programmed in the game that the drunk didn’t like. But the truth is, he didn’t really know where the promised land was. It was all just something for him to do at night while he knocked off another bottle of Jack D and pass out at the keyboard.
Eventually the drunk guy somehow was able to attract a girl who he really liked, but she insisted he quit drinking. So, he goes to AA and straightens up. Now that he is sober, he realizes what an ass he’s been So, he admits his mistakes and apologizes to them for being an asshole because this is one of the things AA people have to do in order to get straight with the world.
He tells his people that he’s got to go and that they really don’t need him to be harassing them anymore and making their life hell. He says that things have changed, that there is a new deal for them now, a better deal. He tells them that the the new deal is that they must take care of each other, share, love and protect each other and if they do that, everything will be OK. All they have to do is treat everybody else they way they themselves wish to be treated.
He is really disgusted by how he treated these people. So, the day he moves out, he unplugs his computer and leaves it there in the apartment to gather dust. He no longer has any interest in playing games, he just wants to live a real life and spend all the time that he spent on the computer with his girl.
So, they get married, have kids and live happily ever after. And the people in the program are still standing around praying that he will return to show them how to take care of each other and live the new deal.
But others simply went off to live the new deal and enjoy their independence and the responsibility and rewards thereof, because they understood what he said the first time and didn’t need him anymore.