Do you think fluther is a badass flirt?

It works for me. I keep coming back.

Hey. Have you been working out?

I’ve set Fluther’s heart a flutter apparently.

“you’re really fast! you almost got away.”

‘Let’s have a staring contest.”

Flutter is a bit of a tease.

So’s the penguin.

@cookieman No cookies for you, big guy!

That is why we are issued a Mr. Microphone when you join Fluther.

You’re a model & you’re looking good
I’d like to take you home it’s understood

ucme is Kraftwerking a response

Well, if you all can resist my cute, yellow, waddling ass, I guess I’m not much of a tease.
Duck, she waddles on. Just look at that flirtatious sparkle in my eye, and oh yeah, Fluther says my feathers look great today. lol

“That is not true, you look nothing like the Chupacabra!”

This makes me laugh for some reason.

Gee. All I ever get is shit like “You have something in your teeth…left side. Other left. Got it!” then the compensatory “We baked you a cake!”

I lurve those cheesy lines.

You’re the cream in our coffee.

We. Drink. Your. MILKSHAKE!

<swoon>

They kept my seat warm today. haha

Are you wearing spacepants? Your butt is out of this world.

@Love_my_doggie Buttpants!

Either put some tape over your camera lens, or put on some pants.

Do you think fluther is a badass flirt?

I think Futher is fluffy [censored] in dirt.
Who would ever think a pile of fluff could hurt!
You have to deal with more ”cling ons” than Captain Kirk.

Flirt is not what Fluther is, but it is what it is and that is the biz.
Thank heavens for Pepto Bismol and its wonderful fizz.

I think if it were a badass flirt, it would not be telling me to put my pants on right now!

Pantless Sunday. Bring it on! Today I have smooth skin. They obviously have their soft-focus filter on and can’t see the zit on my chin.

@BellaB They’re using that? I wrote that one. Haha. Imagine that.

:-) I like it @Espiritus_Corvus. Anyone who tells me I have lovely, smooth skin is just wonderful in my book. I’ve always said you’re quite visionary. This is just factual proof.

I take it all back. It just insinuated I have warts. It’s a zit people. A zit. There are no warts on my chin.

aren’t all pants butt pants? For some reason, my eye is rarely drawn to the quips in the upper right hand corner. For what they amount to I think the word “flirting” rather generous. The current banality reads “Thanks You’re not half-bad yourself.” Now what am I supposed to take from that? That stuff has the smell of empty marketing slogans, and I prefer to think they’re slapped on my screen to mockingly remind me of the opportunities for self delusion that batter us all. I would actually prefer insults to vacuous flattery routinely employed to sell me something. God knows we work hard enough already in filtering out the tiresome and empty words confronting our ears and eyes.

@stanleybmanly Well Bah Humbug to you too! lol
Just look at it as humor, or a fortune cookie. My last fortune cookie said that I was a lucky “man.” haha

You wouldn’t prefer recognition for being the truly odd duck that you are?

@stanleybmanly Oh, that’s just a given, recognition doesn’t change anything. haha

Nowadays fortune cookies include “your” lucky lottery numbers. Innovation!

^ Yepo One size “your” fits all. lol

I visit here mostly using the mobile site now, so I don’t see the quips. Quick! Somebody give me one.

^^ “We love your style”

And I think everyone here agrees, Jake.

Blush.

Is that from Dr. Jelly himself? I’m touched.

@Hawaii_Jake nDr Jelly and the Jellyettes, i.e., us!

I love them, at times in my life (I’ve been around fluther on and off for about 5 years or more) they have been my only friend!

@LornaLove…Oh, it was so boring without you.

@BellaB and you too!

Well honestly I’ve loved this thing ever since I joined and it kinda gives my girlfriend a run for her money at making me blush, so I thought if you guys loved it too. Now I know.

@Joell – My, don’t you look dapper!

@BellaB Don’t tell anyone, you’re our favourite!

@Joell Thanks. You’re not half–bad yourself.

My morning greeting today. ” That color looks great on you!”
I had no idea sweat jacket gray was so flattering. haha

@BellaB Let’s have a staring contest.

@Joell We want to be just like you when we grow up!

“Be honest, does this Java script make my site look fat?” lol

My teeth on my other left side are now clean.

@Hawaii_Jake , Do you need more butter for your pancakes?

@BellaB I like to have a little bit of pancake with my butter, and since this is Fluther, the pancakes must be nekkid.

I like my Pancakes cold, with butter and jam please.

@BellaB You’re smarter than your average sea creature.