If interspecies relationships were an acceptable thing amongst humans, would you go for this Kangaroo?

I ain’t into muscled assholes. Sorry.

This fella, though….

^^ don’t badmouth my boyfriend.

@olivier5 Well you can skip over my entry if you don’t like it.

Kangooroos have feelings too, you know?

Well they haven’t shown much of those feelings.

I’m actually really interested in a lotta jelly fishes here so!

If I was going to play catch for the other team I would want my first time to be loving and gentle…he looks anything but. Plus those nails are a total deal breaker.

Wait… interspecies raltioship acceptable among humans. What about among other animals? What if the kangsta don’t want me?

No. I tend to be rather Imperial in my proclivities. Humans only.

I’d be all over this

Not my type.

I’m having myself a camel, good hump see.

He’s no match for this at least he’s not real

I don’t think I could ever be sexually attracted to any other species. Maybe a hairless neanderthal woman?

Neanderthal is close enough, they’re human. Hell, if you’re of European descent chances are you’re part neanderthal yourself.

Kangaroos are much too aggressive for my liking.

All Europeans are actually

Kangaroos have a hardcore reputation for their ability to eviscerate a human with a well placed kick or two if you piss them off. I prefer to keep my internal organs right where they are. So, not for me.