I’m in post-retirement and love what I do.
I wake up around 4am when the rooster crows. I make some rich coffee, feed the Maggie the Cat and my two workdogs, Sam&Dave. Then I open the laptop at the kitchen table and check various international newsites and Fluther.
After coffee, I get into some old overalls/coveralls and open the chickenhouse doors so the hens will have access to their shady run, check their water and feeders and collect the eggs. Then I feed the sheep, goats, mare and burro. I eye my inventory, milk the three nannies, then go back to the house to shower, dress into a light cargo shirt with lots of pockets, light-weight shorts and have a leisurely breakfast of meats, eggs, bread and coffee and mess around on the laptop while Sam&Dave lay on the floor nearby and eye me tensely for any sign of going to work.
About 8am, I boot up, grab a gooney hat and some water, saddle up Cheyenne the mare, last Betsy the burro by rope to the saddlehorn and with Sam&Dave herd the sheep to the higher meadow. I take the long way through the mango and pecan orchard in order to check on them. Betsy is secured to Shy in order to keep her from the little sugar cane experiment I have going. She has an insatiable sweet tooth and can do a lot of damage and the sugar isn’t good for her. Once in the meadow, the dogs ease up and stand guard, Betsy can wander off to wherever if I don’t her and I and Shy are free to survey and check fences and irrigation.
Shy and I return home for lunch and a little feed around noon or so. I either take Shy or the jeep down into the village for supplies and check on the fruit stand lady Kita, our mayor of sorts, the woman I’ve often mentioned as the one with the Apache eyes. She knows all that goes on as her stand is at the main crossroads between villages and everyone talks to her. She knows who needs work, who is having a baby, who has lost their boat or is getting a new one, who has gone away and who is sick. She is also a traditional medicine woman, a kind of family practitioner/midwife on a part of the island where doctors are scarce. These women are valued all over the Caribbean and have been for centuries. Both her son and daughter wish to study medicine at the university and often spend time eagerly perusing my old nursing textbooks up at the house.
Kita found me a better international buyer for my wholesale products, gave me my first vanilla vines and my first hive of stingless Melipona honeybees to ensure their pollination and has connected me with hotel concierges that recommend myself and my boat for charter to visiting tourists. She is also my source of casual labor. I sell her my egg production, some garden vegetables, fruit, honey, goat’s milk and we trade and we talk and she is invaluable to me. We do a lot of business and we are welcome in each others’ homes.
After that, I might have some coffee in the village and check on the boat, do some snorkeling for shellfish or take Shy for a brisk ride along the beaches. A couple of hours before sunset, I’m back in the meadow and it’s time to bring Betsy and the sheep in. At dusk, I open the little door from the chicken run to the garden and let the hens at the insects for about twenty minutes just long enough for them not to do too much leaf damage. Pest control and protein supplement. Then I sprinkle them with the hose and they run into the coop and I secure them for the night. They think it’s raining.
With coffee and pastry or tea, I’ll sit on the porch and add to my my weekly status report and accounting to the plantation owner, Howard, in Yorkshire, England, or Fluther, or just sit and listen to the myriad of sounds as the jungle around me awakens to another night in the Caribbean. Around 8 or 9pm, I go in and shower, eat dinner, change into some light cottons and watch a film, or write, sketch, email people back home and around the world or contribute to Wikipedia, or do a critique on some old film for the Internet Archive, plan the next sail, or wrestle with the dogs on the carpet or read.
I never dreamed I’d be doing this in a place like this. I fell right into it. It’s a little warm and wet but It’s nice work if you can get it.