Who wants to play the five-worded chain game? 4th Edition?

Fun is best served cold.

Cold meals are very limited.

Limited time only means expensive.

Expensive doesn’t always mean better.

Better dead than dying slowly.

Slowly turning, step by step.

Step on ants, it’s fun!

Fun needs to be thoroughly savoured.

Savoured well, alcohol was consumed.

Consumed with guilt, he confessed.

Confessed sins are best sins.

Sins of the fathers—unacceptable.

Unacceptable behaviours will be punished.

Punished for indulging in fun.

Fun times at Ridgemont High.

High altitude always suits me.

¿Me llamo Joy, y tu?

(Does that count? The rules don’t specify English…)

Tu eres muy bonita Joy.

Joy said thanks a bunch!

Bunch of long-stem red roses.

“Roses are red, my love…”

Love the one you’re with.

With six you get eggrolls.

Eggrolls are mysterious to me

Me gustan los libros inteligentes.

(see, the problem is… There is no way to start a sentence with “me”, in proper English.)

LOL. I could keep going in Spanish, but since we aren’t supposed to use languages besides English here, I’ll translate the last word. I actually can think of a famous phrase that starts with me, but it’s technically 6 words.

Intelligent Design is basically Creationism.

Creationism is important to humanity.
@JoyousLove I can think of a lot of ways. Me want some ice-cream bartender, for example.

Humanity is the only religion!

Religion’s killed more than saved.

Saved from ruin through charity.

@Mimishu I think @JoyousLove was saying a sentence with proper English is difficult to start with “me.” That is true, especially in standard American English. Although, like I said there are some that we use quite a bit.

Charity begins at home folks.

Folks, the show is over!

Over at Bob’s farm, laughing.

Laughing reduces high blood pressure.

Pressure is building in my life.

Life hacks rule my kitchen.

Kitchen, lichen, and McMichen rhyme.

@JLeslie & @Mimishu1995: I am indeed talking about standard American English or “proper” English. In English, the word “I” is used as a single subject in a sentence.By contrast, “me” is used as the object form of “I” and should follow a verb in a sentence. Examples being, “I want the ball,” vs. “the ball hit me.” It wouldn’t make sense, in English, to say, “Me want the ball,” or, “the ball hit I.” There are some exceptions that I hadn’t considered, but they require changing the nature of the use of the word. For example, you can make the word “me” the subject like so, “Me is used as the object form of I.” Or, to meet the rules of this game… “Me is an English word.”

Rhyme does not trump reason.

Reason is important to Vulcans.

Vulcan Aerospace develops air technology.

Technology will ruin us all.

All hope is not lost.

Lost was very popular before.

Before you leap, maybe look?

Look at all those hills!

Bills are payable to me.

Hey you changed the word!

Me is a short word.

Word play is my favorite.

Favourite dress is sold out. :(

Out for a walk today.

@JoyousLove Yes, but phrases like “me thinks thou protest too much” (6 words) is used in standard English and understood. Old English and the King’s English sometimes starts with me.

Today, the weather was wonderful.

Wonderful weeping willows wave wackily.

—@JLeslie: I’m fairly sure that that phrase is in old English, rather than standard English. Also, I’m certain that (at least in the original phrasing) the phrase begins with “Methinks” rather than “Me thinks”.

@Sneki95: oh! I misread your phrase! I thought you said bills, not hills…—

Wackily Donald will debate Hillary.

Hillary is a lizard woman.

Woman has five letters total.

@JoyousLove Ah yes, methinks, one word. Like I said, not standard American English, but understood and used. I would guess all those words are in our dictionary, just like German words like schadenfreude, and French words like naive. Standard English is not a simple subject. All sorts of exceptions, spelling is a nightmare, and we adopt all sorts of words from other languages and make words up too.

Total recall’s a useful trait.

Thermally Reactive Advanced Instantaneous Transistor

Transistors are very small radios.

Radios with cranks trump weather.

Weather in London is always rainy.

Rainy days make me depressed.

Depressed people are often comedians.

Comedians working for the government.

Goverment exists to help us.

Us includes you and me.

Me, you, and what army?

Army boots carry a message.

Army of Shawdows is classic

Oh damn

Damn, this toast lasts long!

Long live Fluther and Jellies!

Jellies are very nice animals.

Animals sometimes eat other animals.

Animals and human are similar.

Similar objects sometimes differ greatly.

Greatly impowering it is, to rule.

dunno if this makes any sense. Also, sorry for the typos.

Rule one states five words.

Rule will be carefully followed. my bad,sorry.

So, what’s my word? Followed? Words? I guess it’s words.

Words can be very hurtful.

Hurtful are my many bruises.

Bruises sharpen a strong mentality.

Mentality is derived from “men”.

“Men” are raining down, apparently.

Apparently….....I’m out of ideas.

Ideas isn’t hard to think.

Think before you act, please.

Please stand to the right

Right or wrong: says who?

Who is going to help?

Help us raise those curtains.

Curtains in theathers are red.

Red and green are complements.

Complements can include flavour medleys.

Medleys of “sing-alongs” were popular.

Popular not only in Canada.

Canada becomes government of Earth.

Earth bows to revere Canada.

Canada rocks the butter tart.

“Tart” consists of four letters.

Letters follow a certain order.

Order and chaos are beautiful.

Beautiful women marry rich men.

Men all want beautiful women.

Women are apparently more diverse.

Diverse languages are very interesting.

Interesting is a relative term.

Term-life insurance is inexpensive.

Inexpensive chocolates aren’t as good.

Good is also fairly relative.

Relatives can be real nudniks.

Nudniks are annoying, boring pests.

Pests invade many farm crops.

Crops are grown for food.

Food consists entirely of pie.

Pie are squared…no, rounded.

Rounded values are sometimes misleading.

Misleading information keeps being released.

Released, the parolee headed home.

Home has been elusive lately.

Lately, I feel no emotion.

Emotions of mine are mixed.

Mixed drinks are popular here.

Here I hear strange things.

Things don’t always go correctly.

Correctly they should go, though.

Though I tried, I failed.

Failed to launch the rocket.

Rockets fly into the space.

Space is the final frontier.

Frontier can be fluid sometimes.

Sometimes, white becomes pitch black.

Black knight defeats white knight.

Knights of the Apocalypse, run!

Run-on sentences are so annoying.

Annoying people are very insecure.

Insecure locks tempt most burglars.

Burglars in Canada always apologize.

Apologize, or I’ll kill you.

You seem very angry now.
hides behind mom

Now, I’m watching the debate.

Debate can help settle differences.

Differences attract me to others.

Others are attracted to similarities.

Similarities often numb one’s brain.

Brain meat’s sometimes intellectually stimulating.

Stimulating yourself is very healthy.

brain meat’s?

Healthy foods are very important.

Important things are hardly done.

Done to perfection this time.

Time is relative, in theory.

Theory of Everything isn’t done.

Done? Stick the fork in!

In case of emergency, run.

Run to your mother, kid!

Run with the little dogs.

Dogs are friends, not food.

Food before noon is problematic.

Problematic people are my kind.

Kind-hearted friends rule my world.

World is a small place.

Place your answer right here…

Here we saw Spotted Salamanders.

Salamanders are nice little creatures.

Creatures just might be salamanders.

(Why does this question make the page reduce in size? Anyone??)

Salamander broilers reduce cooking time.

Time is short with friends.

Friends don’t mind sharing glitter.

Glitter may not be gold.

Gold shoes are surprisingly uncommon.

Uncommon things are pure hell.

Hell is definitely other people.

People are great as well.

Well, I officially quit life.

what. noooo

Life is the greatest gift.

Gift wrap everywhere I look.

Look, the word “look” again!

:)

Again, my plans are dust.

Dust is what I collect.

Collect your purse and coat.

Coat is white and expencive.

Expensive tastes simply cost more.

More jam AND peanut butter.

Butter me up, like toast!

Toast to our friend’s memory!

Memory foam for your shoes?

Shoes, oh my God, shoes!

Shoes is what I dislike.

Dislike is less than hate.

Hate is a bad word.

bad, bad, bad!

Word of God: Easily Misinterpreted.

Misinterpreted words create dangerous lies.

Lies + sex + videos = DANGER!

Danger, danger, it’s high voltage!

what the hell? :D

Voltage is expressed in volts.

Volts measure force that’s electromotive.

Electromotive force causes electrical current.

(I think?)

Current’s produced by potential differential.

but yes, essentially. :)

Differential service costs 90 dollars.

Dollars for scholars who’re ballers.

Ballers Basketball Club‘s in Colorado.

Colorado means red in Spanish.

Spanish spy special space spicers.

Splicers orchard is in Michigan.

MI stands for Mom Investigating.

kidding

^^I edited it for our jellies outside of north America.

Investigating crimes is difficult work.

Work hard, play hard, kid.

Kid, don’t sit with adults.

Adults taste funny without salt.

Salt is created in sea.

Sea saw another and waved.

Waved is the past tense.

Tense, were the warrior’s muscles.

Muscles can’t fight with brains.

Brains can’t survive great impacts.

Impacts of war are enormous.

Enormous was his favourite adjective.

Adjective and Noun are soulmates.

Soulmates… Do they always meet?

Meet my friend, the dog.

dog, do not bark loudly.

Loudly and quietly are adverbs.

Adverbs modify words and phrases.

Phrases of love are sweet.

Sweet foods usually contain sugars.

Sugars are sweet, soluble carbohydrates.

Carbohydrates are basic biological molecules.

Molecules are tiny and simple.

Simple life’s existed for millennia.

Millennia is singular of millennium.

Millennium is actually the singular.

my bad ;.(

Singular experience on bucket list.

List til you tip over.

@Tropical_Willie: Nah, it’s an easy mistake to make. :)

Over the moon, a cow.

Cow shoe…isn’t this cute? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/84/d9/3b/84d93ba9343aba13374e5c2da52bee5e.jpg

Cute! Send me a pair.

Pair work encourages deep friendship.

Friendship may lead to marriage.

Marriage might just destroy friendship.

Friendship, sometimes, is like Battleship.

Battleship was fun to play.

Play slightly hard to get.

Get out of my head.

Head off, into the desert.

Desert Rose is good music.

Music, like a spiritual gateway…

Gateway to heaven’s through music.

Music of Led Zeppelin’s fine!

Oh, yeah, that’s _Stairway to Heaven _!

Fine, f*****g be that way!

Way out, past the ferns.

Fern’s all set to go.

Go win, or die trying.

Trying hard pays out.

Out of 5-word sentences, @Sneki95 ? :-)

@Sneki95 will return to battle!

Battle won, our dearest @BellaB !

I was not concentrated well.

Trying hard always pays out.

^^@BellaB has confidence in you.

You moved toward the centre.

Centre in USA is center.

Center of this game, @Mimishu1995.

@Mimishu1995 is, well, the OP.

OP, teach me to LOL.

“LOL” and “IMHO” are acronyms.

Acronyms are pronounced as words.

Words sometimes migrate across languages.

Languages allow people to communicate

Communicate; never assume or presume.

Presume at your own risk.

Risk can’t always be managed.

Managed to survive power failure.

Failure is my middle name.

Name may be an omen.

Oh, men! Guys are terrific.

I see what you did @Love_my_doggie

Terrific is Tom’s first name !

Name – everyone alive has one.

One’s name is one’s bond.

Bonds are physical and emotional.

Emotional needs have chocolate ratings.

Ratings can be emotionally biased.

Biased people are the stupidest.

Stupidest thing I ever did.

Did I pass my exams?

Exams are in my past.

Past expericene affects future decisions.

*experience

Decisions are made with difficulty.

Difficulty levels improve competition interest.

Interest varies between different people.

I guess

People, people, there’s no show!

Show must go on, surely.

Surely shows can’t continue forever.

Forever’s more than 42 years.

Years, they come and go.

Go here, there, and everywhere.

Everywhere I look, it’s them!

Them there eyes tempt me.

Tempt me, o tempting temptation.
what do we do when it ends with “me” again?

Temptations choreographies always thrilled me.

—you play with it, just like any other word ;)—

you… :D

“Me” word is mine to posses.

Possess little, always know freedom.

Freedom from commitments, or responsibility?

Responsibility for pets is valued.

Beloved “pets” are “animal companions.”

Sorry, my vegan self leaped to the forefront.

Companions are often best friends.

Friends – the family we choose.

Choose the right option immediately.

Immediately take one step left.

Left I was, all alone.

Alone in the Dark sucks!

Sucks to be you, Kenny.

Kenny McCormick must now die.

Die sounds exactly like dye.

Dye it and wear it.

It is a beautiful world.

World music engages my brain.

Brain think pretty, pretty thoughts.

Thoughts are brain malfunctions.

Malfunctions sometimes produce bad results.

Results are subjectively good or bad.

I’ll be on hiatus from now on. My head hurts and I can’t make up anything good.

Bad or good, I embrace.

Embrace the Force little grasshopper !

Grasshoppers are very cute insects.

Sneki is back!

Insects can be delicious!

Delicious is another subjective thing.

Thing is, people’ opinion varies.

Varies is an objectless verb.

Verb(s) can have three meanings.

Meanings should not be inferred.

Inferred means taken for granted.

I guess, that’s what I found in the dictionary.

Granted, I’m such a bitch :p

Bitch: an intact, female dog.

Dog walks are always good.

Good guys finish last…............not.

Not flushing’s a gross habit.

Habit is hard to abandon.

Abandon the ship that sinks.

Sinks need Clorox cleanser power.

Power Overwhelming’s a StarCraft cheat.

Cheat on your diet, not mine.

Mine is you nose, baby!

Baby’s breath makes bouquets fuller.

Fuller: one that fulls cloth.

Taken from here

Cloth shoes, not winter ready.

Ready for the test, yo? no

Yo, how was the test?

Test is a Satan’s invention.

Invention, the spawn of necessity.

Necessity is what bear needs.

Needs and wants are different.

Different minds can work together.

Together, we found the solution!

Solution number 7 is potent.

Potent people perform pretty poorly.

I’ve no idea what I just wrote.

Poorly progenerating postulates produces pessimism.

*produce

Pessimism makes half empty glasses

“Produces” is correct. PM and I’ll explain.

Glasses don’t always improve vision.

Vision is easy to trick.

Trick or treat, it’s October!

October, the month of spookiness!

Spookiness is now all around.

Around the world, I go.

Go; return with good photos.

Photos are often opportunely taken.

Taken together, Jellies are superb.

Superb looks are highly appreciated.

Appreciated, but not overestimated.

Overestimated people often mess up.

Up is a relative term.

Term lasts short(ly?) for presidents.

Presidents’ candidates’ debate turned awkward.

Kinda like the sentence^^!

Awkward silence ensues after farting.

Farting can provide comfortable relief.

Relief contains two [e] letters.

Letters, an outmoded communication type.

that being said, I love to receive letters <3

Type, don’t handwrite; much easier.

Easier does not mean better.

Better butter beats badder butter.

Butter carvings seem rather disgusting.

Disgusting things are usually repulsive.

Repulsive!?! You wanna see repulsive?

Repulsive ideas fight on mushrooms.

grammatically, it makes perfect sense.

Mushrooms are stellar with onions.

Onion cutting ninjas attack again.

Again and again she screamed.

Screamed at the stable boy…..

Boy! Why are you naked?

Naked and afraid, he was.

Was that your second Manhattan?

Manhattan is an American city.

City mouse likes country mouse.

Mouse droppings or raisins there?

There was a minor argument.

Argument may have many definitions.

Definitions serve to clarify things.

Things are dazzling in sunlight.

Sunlight is what I want.

Want a nice winter getaway?

Getaway from school is wished.

not from winter, though. I actually love winter

Wished I’d thought of that.

That right there is this.

[crickets]

This banana has dark spots.

Spots and dots are identical.

Identical twins shouldn’t tease us.

Us5 was a boy band.

Band together, against glagolitic letters!

just kidding <3

Letters can go unanswered, period!

Periods are curses of nature.

Nature trails make nice afternoons.

Afternoons is beaitiful in summer.

are beautiful

Summer is finally over; YAY!

Yay, I have free time!

Time, where do you go?

Go here for additional information.

Information sources should be vetted.

Vetted animals are healthy animals.

Animals was Eric Burdon’s band.

Band together for more strength.

Strength’s in numbers, they say.

Say what you want, honey.

Honey, you better not know.

Know this, I will win.

Win or die, your choice.

Choice is sometimes an illusion.

Illusions are wonderful and terrifying.

Terrifying the onlookers, he jumped.

Jumped-up “experts” are laughable.

Laughable are believers in conspiracies.

Conspiracies are for “tinfoil” hats.

Hats keep your head warm. ^_

Warm boots can solve problems.