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Can we start our own #TrumpBookReport?

Asked by Dutchess_III (47126points) October 20th, 2016

Twitter is having a hilarity storm with it. Here is a Huff post article explaining it.

Only rule is you can only use up to 140 characters. I have an account, but I have never posted on Twitter so I don’t know if their character restriction includes spaces. If it doesn’t then I hit it with 139 below.

I’ll start.

50 Shades of Grey. Great primer. When I am President it will be required reading for all 7th grade girls, and I will make their parents pay for it. #TrumpBookReport

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Seek's avatar

Dune. Awful stuff. Immigrant terrorists murder prominent businessman. Don’t trust Atreides!

Seek's avatar

It’s Vinny Barbarino from Welcome Back Kotter talking about the Great Potato Phantom.

Seek's avatar

There’s a problem with the hollow. Why’s everyone so sleepy? It’s because they’re lazy. No schools, no jobs. Terrible!

Pachy's avatar

Really ?!?!?! We want to waste even 140 more characters on this despicable character ?!?!?!

Count me out.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Because it’s hilarious! (From my link.)

“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.”

Uncle Tom’s Cabin, worst cabin in the inner city. Terrible schools. Nasty women & bad hombres everywhere.

Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I’ll make them great again.

Little Women. I love women. Especially beautiful ones. Not nasty women.

anniereborn's avatar

1984 Thirty years and this woman has accomplished nothing.

janbb's avatar

Little Women – pretty girls. I’d grab their pussies. Except for that tomboy.

janbb's avatar

War and Peace. Love those Russians, specially Putin. War is fun.

janbb's avatar

Anna Karenina. Beautiful woman; why the ending? Guess she missed the train.

flutherother's avatar

Animal Farm. OK I didn’t read it. It’s about farm animals right? It’s not a great book, trust me.

Dutchess_III's avatar

There has to be something tied to Watership Down, but I can’t come up with anything…..

janbb's avatar

@Dutchess_III Bunny rabbits – lots of them. Must be some good groping going on.

Dutchess_III's avatar

They just needed to add some pussy to their warren. Then it would be great. It would be epic. Trust me. Epic.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Millions of rabbits rose up against their oppressor and WON! Bigly rabbits. But sex was very weak. Didn’t they all die? #TrumpBookReport

jca's avatar

Charlotte’s Web – Charlotte, she has some legs on her. Eight of them, as a matter of fact.

janbb's avatar

And that Wilbur – what a pig! She could do better. Some pig.

Pandora's avatar

Pride and Prejudice, Believe me. I have fake pride but plenty of real Prejudices. #TrumpBookReport

Moby Dick That whale isn’t half the Dick I am. Believe me. #TrumpBookReport

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