What promises should politicians make to insure the zombie vote?

A dead chicken in every pot!

Freedom from necrophiliacs.

Well it sure as fuck ain’t brains.

“Our health care package will double your ranks. Every year. You will BE the AAZP, in short order.”
Call the shots. I mean, yeah, not the gunshots. Those already disfigure you and make it hard to walk. Paul Ryan kinda shots. As in, he’s your pansy, baby.
Offense to no one. Entertainment for all.

If there are any she’s not already making then she must be doing it in her private speeches. Oh, who am I kidding? I can’t even listen to her for a full minute at a time. She can make them any time at all, and I wouldn’t know.

“I’ve got lots of brains, Y-u-u-uge brains! Plenty for all of you!”

No more of those embarrassing televised headshots. Only old school stakes through the heart will be shown. But where do you find the heart in a Republican?

Guaranteed “extra” roles for out of work actors

I’ll have to call my Aunt Alisha.

Didn’t Trump say that if he became President he would dismember Hillary and feed her to the undead? I can’t remember.

Make ‘Braineaters’, by the Misfits, the new national anthem.

Brains
Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch

Brains are all we ever get
In this stinking rotten fucking place
Brains are all we ever get
Why can’t we have some guts?

@Seek I love you.

Free weed and a set of clean clothes after your vote.