When Trump gets elected are you moving to Canada or Mexico?

Let’s pretend for a minute that we’re one of those ridiculous people threatening to leave America if Trump gets elected. Where are you going? Canada and Mexico is where most of them think life will be better than here under Trump’s leadership.

I’d go to Mexico. Canada is too cold. I would live a minimalist lifestyle in a resort town in Mexico, and that would be it. Doesn’t sound better than here, but if I had to leave, that’s what I’d do.