If you were a cannibal, what part of the your human meal would you eat first? What would you eat last?

Legs. Human ham. That’s where the meat is.

They don’t call it long pork for nuthin’.

Brains and organ meats would be saved for only if I needed it.

I would eat the dick first.

“Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight Will?

It appears quite black.”

What do you mean would, Loli?

First class: muscles on the chest, back, thighs

Second class: arms and lower legs, hands and feet

Insides and bones go to cats and dogs

Fat/lard and skin is saved for later use.

Head is disposed of.

The animal’s sex is not important.

@SecondHandStoke
because adults taste bad and children barely have any meat on them.

^^ I think @SecondHandStoke was referring to past tense vs present tense.

I suppose butt,thighs,calves, back meat.

I guess I’d rather eat a female, but I’m really on the fence about that.

If I’m in a situation where I’m having to eat a person though, I doubt I would have much choice.

Well, being a vagitarian I would naturally be drawn to eating the females snatch.

Albert Fish spoke highly of butt-roast. Who am I to quibble with the experts?

I’m sure those Uruguayan rugby players who survived a plane crash in the Andes ate victims arse cheeks in order to survive, so yeah, good call.

The sweetbreads.