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MrGrimm888's avatar

So. What's the deal with Trump's hair?

Asked by MrGrimm888 (19474points) November 19th, 2016

Is he not man enough to just be bald?

Why does one of the wealthiest people have the worst comb over?

Why can’t he get implants, or hair plugs ,or something? Is it the horns, that make it hard?

Does he really think that anyone thinks he has a natural head of hair?

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imrainmaker's avatar

Here’s a article about his hair by a former hair stylist on the sets of Apprentice.

Cruiser's avatar

Does it really matter that much to you? Have you seen his wife? A piece of advice…stop wishing a chunk of his hair winds up on the trunk of his motorcade…you will have a much more peaceful day if you do.

Seek's avatar

I think it started as a bad combover and morphed into a brand. If he got rid of it now it’d probably ruin him as surely as Jennifer Grey’s nose job.

Mariah's avatar

It’s his first Horcrux.

ucme's avatar

Who gives a fuck?
He’s the mane man now ;-}

Berserker's avatar

It’s his ULTRAAAAA COMBOVER!!!

Serioisly though, who cares. If he’s to be the next Hitler and shit, his hair’s the last of our concerns.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I was only curious. For a man with his money, ego , and God like self image , he has very odd hair.

@Cruiser . Trump himself admits his wife is with him for the money. Besides he bought her like you or I would buy a puppy. He seems more interested in his own daughter now, instead of the worn out old prostitute. I wonder if he’ll change his stance on abortion when he impregnates his daughter? Part of me thinks he’d prefer that offspring though. All those Trump genes in one person….

Berserker's avatar

Yeah, sorry about that. That was a little rude lol.

But has Trump ever talked about his hair? Surely someone must have asked. I mean in America when the president’s wife wears shorts in public she’s scandalized, surely something as important as style and fashion will address the issue of Trump’s hair. It has become something of a subject, and is probably a meme on the internet. But only Trump himself can clarify this I suppose, if he deems it important enough to address.

Cruiser's avatar

@MrGrimm888 I had a hunch you were gullible and now I am certain of that fact.

Dutchess_III's avatar

It’s not even possible that he’s missed the public ridicule of his hair @Berserker.
I personally think that he thinks he’s immortal and sincerely believes that what looked good on him in the 70’s still looks as good today.

Jeruba's avatar

I think he’s trying to gild himself. Really. I think he wants it to look like spun gold. And in some photos it does.

Same with the orange complexion.

It does matter to the extent that it reflects his personality, his self-view, and his worldview, which, whether we like it or not, affect all of us now.

Berserker's avatar

@Dutchess_III Yeah I guess in a way it is a politician’s job to know how people see him. Like Obama being a Muslim and…Trump’s hair…in a way they need to know all the gossip whether they address it or not. Just surprises me how trivial some of it is.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Obama is a Muslim? I thought he was black. I’m so confused.

Mariah's avatar

Black people can be Muslim but Obama is not one of them. Bunch of nutjob conservatives insist he secretly is, though.

Berserker's avatar

It was a big thing when he first became president.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I also heard Obama was going to put us in camps ,after he takes our guns. He needs to get a move on with his evil plan. He doesn’t have much time now. He’s got us right where he wants us. We won’t suspect a thing.~

JLeslie's avatar

I don’t care about his hair.

I think it very well might be his natural hair, except for the color. What if it is? What if it isn’t? What does it matter?

My hair is all natural right now. Last year I had extensions. So?

josie's avatar

Do you believe that Hillary Clinton is a blond?
Maybe, but I bet a lot that she is a grey.

MrGrimm888's avatar

^Probably white. Probably went white when she was young. Politics ages people….

josie's avatar

@MrGrimm888
I bet real estate does the same to people.
Tie ballgame

MrGrimm888's avatar

No doubt. Sometimes I’m glad I’m poor,instead of pulling my hair out over stocks,bonds, and housing markets.

cazzie's avatar

I think he’s hiding an embarrassing mark on his scalp. Something he was born with that if someone found out about it, it would be world changing. http://romi.rakis.net/images/damien666.jpg

MrGrimm888's avatar

^LMAO! Go @cazzie .

Make sure you read the link from @imrainmaker .

I still think it’s horns.~

ucme's avatar

Just to expand further on the mane pun, he should star in a Disney classic remake…

The Lying King

MrGrimm888's avatar

^Another good one…

Dutchess_III's avatar

It was a joke @Mariah.

I remember that it was big deal, even long after he became president, @Berserker. People still bring it up!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Right @MrGrimm888? He is SO incompetent.

MrGrimm888's avatar

^Incompetent yes. But he has the loudest voice you see. Sheep think the loudest voice is the best…

Mariah's avatar

Hah, okay sorry. Thought maybe you hadn’t heard the BS.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Obama is not incompetent.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I was saying Trump was incompetent.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Ah! Yes. I agree. He’s bigly clueless.

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