Who's up for a Fluther Virtual Gift Exchange?

I’ll start it off. For Espiritus_Corvus Here’s a new first mate for Compass Rose.

This is for @janbb Her very own Private Jet complete with a pilot at the ready for her to fly to Paris or California at her every whim.

Thank you, dear one!

And for you @chyna and Jessie here’s your own private Santa .

Love it!

Shall I order hundreds of these for our seabottom? ALL the jellies will get one of their choice. If all you wonderful people aren’t satisfied, I’ll look for something else!

@ZEPHYRA Of what?

Oh sorry, something went wrong. THESE:

https://www.amazon.com/Ohuhu-Ocean-Night-Projector-Player/dp/B00P8T87FI

@ZEPHYRA Lovely, thanks.

And for you, a reminder for yourself .

I got this for @janbb and @elbanditoroso

Thanks! (I thought it was going to be something Jewish!)

And these are for you! Don’t eat them all at once!

I’ll offer to hitch up the Belgian Draft Mules here ” Kit & Kat” for a Merry Christmas Mule wagon ride around the property. Wine and cocoa served!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU5eprK8C9A

And for my newish friend @flutherother;

Have a round on me, til I take the high road hame!

@Coloma I hope this link works haha! link

All paid for with geese

@LornaLove What an idyllic setting for geese! Thank You!

@Coloma you are welcome!

@LornaLove So did you buy that estate for me too? lol

Thanks for that @janbb. Here’s a bridie and beans to put wings on your feet.

^^ Oh yeah – i’m so there although wings on my feet would look a bit bizarre. Maybe feathers on my flippers would do the trick!

@Coloma No just the geese haha!

@flutherother and a little something for you link

@LornaLove How did you wrap that up?

and for @janbb

Link removed hell no!

^^ Was that the link you meant to send? It was somebody’s butt cheeks.

@janbb Definitely not! Oh my word I’ll try again. I’ve never seen that picture in my life. I’m scared!!

Trying again, maybe it’s a lucky packet I am getting you? haha!

link

Oh – that’s more like it!

@LornaLove Thank you so much, you are kind and thoughtful and I have a present for you, a whole years supply.

@flutherother I’m a virgin? I’m an extra virgin? I’m Italian? I’m going to cook for you?

@LornaLove It’s for massaging, so those nasty bumps don’t come back.

haha! @flutherother Thanks I’ll be using that whole bottle right now!

I’ll offer @Coloma a new member for her goose army! Look at him, he just wants to hug!

I have a pair of Australian Ugg boots for each of you. I’ve also put together care packages with some Vegemite (eat on toast. You only need a tiny smear), Tim Tams, Milo, some Minties, some mangoes, some prawns. and a box of homemade Anzac biccies. Enjoy!

Peanuts for all… although they may get a bit soggy underwater.

I bring you all famine and pestilence.

@Berserker So it’s all your fault!

<——- hands out handcrafted goat milk soap to everyone.

Who wants my Christmas chocolate?
I’ve put on several pounds…

@Stinley Oh man, same here, it has been out of control. I still have cookies and chocolate and then my neighbor baked and brought me MORE cookies the night before last. Just STOP, please!

@Coloma I think we both need to get a pig or goat to feed our leftovers to. Someone must have one of those as an unwanted gift?

@Stinley Haha, Well we have chickens and horses here, but I think all the sugar would make them sick, god knows I’m about to colic. lol
It’s hard to just throw it in the trash though.

I had the same candy crisis when my neighbors gave me a colossal conundrum of Lindor truffles.

I’m moderately hyperglycemic, so I gave most (the “few” I had were deelish) of them to my surrogate sweetie at veSTATION. ;-)

I also have a cupboard full of crap. I took @LuckyGuy’s advice from a couple of years ago and froze the cake. I’m going to do the same with the cookies. I’m hoping that will help quell my desire to eat them. My waist doesn’t need them and I don’t think about such stuff if it in the pantry.

That should be if it ‘isn’t in the pantry’.

@Earthbound_Misfit I do that too – freeze cakes and cookies. Four years later it isn’t very attractive!

LOL! Then @Lucky’s plan worked! I’ve not eaten any cake since I put it in there. Cookies… not so successful because they’re not frozen yet. I feel bad throwing them away (yet). I limit what I buy, but other people buy me presents, so I always end up with a glut of sugar-laden food.

@Earthbound_Misfit And cookies straight out of the freezer aren’t so bad!

The frizzer? Gat DANG woman, I ain’t eating no dead baby.

Dead baby cookies if you please @Berserker!

…heh fine, ye got me. Toddler crackers for all!