Who wants to play the five-worded chain game? 6th Edition?

It was a creepy cold….

Cold is an incurable disease it goes away on it own

Own it or it can own YOU..

(I’ll start with the 5th word from ^)

Can we discuss important matters?

I don’t know,can we?

We can, just be on-topic.

On-topic convos are very fluid.

I guess they…are?

Fluid consumption is usually quenching.

Quenching my thirst is hard.

Hard to find Palestinian solution.

Solution nine is great shampoo.

Shampoo with protein is nonsense

Nonsense is endless mindless texting.

Texting’s taking too much heat.

~Heat from boiling creates steam.

Steam punk makes goth interesting.

Interesting recipes lard these threads.

Threads pulled loose on sweaters.

Sweaters make me resemble “Dude!”

Dude abides to his fate.

Fate sings a sad melody.

Melody Unchained, the Righteous Brothers.

Brothers liked the same girl.

Girl, that is some lid.

Lid open, seat down, okay?

Okay, I saw that move.

Move over! Here I come!

Come hither, my fine friend.

Friend of his first wife?

Wife of mine is sarcastic.

Sarcastic is one thing only…

Only if you aren’t offended.

Offended by gas, she left.

^^lol

Left handed people draw nicely.

Nicely Nicely was a character

Character playing is a fun game..

Game of Thrones looks interesting.

Interesting holiday happenings occur everyday.

Everyday I wish Trump lost…

^^Seventy + Highstrung + Stress = Myocardial Infarction.

^^Would that be wishful thinking?

Thinking it is getting off-track.

Track global New Years’ celebrations.

Celebrations, when Trump loses election..

Election was hacked, admits Russia.

Russia is accountable for nothing.

Nothing but love around here.

Here blame falls on Obama..

Obama has a lovely family.

Family will celebrate New Year.

Year in and out – enjoy!

Enjoy four years of Trump!~

Trump replaced by the governator?

Governator with a television show!

Show me the dirty money.

Money didn’t start this fluff.

Fluff the cuff with stuff.

Stuff is hitting the fan.

The fan, turning 3000 RPM, ...

RPM’s are hard to count.

But crap hit the fan…

Fan the flames she said….

Said Mariah, “Got words yet?”

Yet we saw the lips.

Lips parted, eyes closed, kiss.

“Kiss me!” she said, weeping.

Weeping willows encircle the garden.

Garden where Christ’s disciples fellowship.

Fellowship of the Ring sucks.

Kingom of Fear is Here.

Here God is never honored.

Get it through your head—

—Gods: fantasies of primal man.

Man’s destruction will be God.

God will not be mocked.

Mocked this thread be, but…..

You are bat shit crazy

Crazy is this thread’s direction.

@Espiritus_Corvus you are supposed to start a sentence from the last sentence of TJAY

Direction and speed will vary.

Yes, ma’am. I forgot.

Vary the method and survive.

Survive to fight another day.

Day after day we progress.

Progress is impossible without change.

Change yet one more lightbulb.

Lightbulb market shifted after redesigning.

Redesigning the sweater was necessary.

Necessary things turned out unnecessary.

Unnecessary measures were taken today.

Today’s the best day ever!

Ever do I crave freedom.

Freedom delayed is freedom denied.

Denied by you, yet content.

“Content” is subjective to most.

Most desserts are too sugary.

Sugary words preceed sour deeds.

Deeds give truth to words.

Words can build or destroy.

Destroy is a word too…

Too and two sound identical.

Identical voices sang the anthem.

Peace, Magnanimity, Compassion, Community: Anthem

Community in spite of differences.

Differences can be an aphrodisiac

Aphrodisiac can sometimes mask reality.

Reality is a matter of perception

Perception depends on the observer.

Observer can affect the outcome.

Outcome is determined by chaos.

Chaos is Fluther top fluff..

Fluff is a pet name.

Name me, just one atom.

Atom Ant was long ago.

hmmm

A go-go dancer kicks high.

High above, disco ball spins…

Spins are important in electronic.

Electronic disco balls will rotate.

Rotate oldest food to front.

Front is the new back.

Back of the line pal.

Pal, you are no Jedi.

Jedi is a modern knight.

Knight(s) Templar are mysterious folks.

Folks are uncomplicated, straghtforward people.

PEOPLE; SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

People are rarely totally independent.

Independent children can be challenging.

Challenging children are often smarter

Smarter than a fifth grader.

Grader is better that sexer.*

*In a chicken factory!!!

Sexer separates pullets from cockerels.

Cockerel joke? Better not pullet!~

Pullets are fat, young hens.

Hens like to gossip about…

About how big’s the cock!

If Cheeto can say bigly I and big’s.

Cock crows: gimmee dat jellyroll.

Jellyroll blues! Sounds so fine!

Fine sieves keep out rocks.

Rocks glimmer in the creek.

Creek people are Native Americans.

Americans have a beautiful country.

Country music ain’t my thing.

“Thing” was a Yugoslav car.

Car racers should be imprisoned.

Imprisoned by one’s own thoughts.

Thoughts can be trouble sometimes….

Sometimes a great notion…SUCKS!

Sucks this has no ending.

Ending is just another beginning.

Beginning? The beginning of madness

Madness is a coping mechanism.

that failed.

Mechanism is intergral to function.

Function with strength and pride.

Pride can push people down.

Down the rabbit hole, jump!

Jump like a jumping bean

Bean there, done that! Ha!

See following EC’s post…

“HA-rrumph”, he said, sarcastically.
(Little help here…are hyphenated words considered one or two words? If one, then the sentence would be as follows:
“HA-rrumph”, he said, with sarcasm.” If two…stet above…)

Breaker Breaker…let me try to get this sucker back on track,

Types fifty WPM accurately required.

There…all happy and on track…

LOL. Finished?

Required. Hmm. I got nothin’.

Yah…sorry, you and I were “cross-talking”, as it were…

And I can’t answer my own submission…

Required minimums are often scams.

Scams are almost always deliberate.

Deliberate sidetrack or accidental mayhem?

Mayhem when I see Hellen.

Helen’s face launched many ships.

Ships with sails intrigue me.

Me-sa speak-sa so Me-sa INTELLIGENT-SA!!! (Quote from Jar Jar Binks. Reputed to be a Sith Lord)

WTF!?!?!!!???

Binks needs a grammar class.

Class is not his strength.

Strength was his only weakness…...

Weakness is overcome by tenacity.

Tenacity, though, can be mindless.

Mindless psychophants run the country.

Country air lifts my heart.

Heart is where food lies.

Lies are what politicians say…...

Say, is not this dumb?

Dumb is as dumb does.

Does your pet exhibit courage?

Courage was a cowardly dog.

Dog, you be cool, dog.

Dog is man’s best friend.

Friend to me is God.

God is an abstract being.

Being nice is its own reward.

That was six, but, bygones

Rewards goes to the Believers.

Believers are not Beliebers, dude.

Dude is alien in disguise.

Disguise your voice, then sing.

Sing a song out loud.

Loud people are always annoying…

Annoying other people on purpose?

Purpose is neccesity and determination.

Determination is crucial for success.

Success can be erroneously measured.

Measured glances hinted his interest.

Interest is sometimes compounded daily.

Daily life can be extraordinary.

Extraordinary is never found here.

Here is where you are.

Are you not wasting it?

It was a windy night.

Night at sea is beautiful.

Beautiful people are everywhere now.

(Yes) One must look for them.

Now we are off tract.

‘Tract” has lots of meanings.

Meanings the order was lost.

Lost are shapes in smoke.

Smoke for stupid is weed.

Weed out the weak minds.

“Minds” is not grammatically correct.
I just made that up

Correct grammar for grammar Nazis.

Nazis lurk, and nazis jerk.

Jerk a chicken, go Jamaican.

Jamaican: Rasta and Music, Man!

Man or woman, do reply.

Reply to the last remark.

Remark? Women made for men.

Men are made to suffer.

Suffer my desire for you.

You bet your sweet bippy!

Bippy hippies are swiftly jailed.

Jailed for me bippy, outrageous!

Outrageous costumes engage our audience.

Audience participation will be mandatory.

Manditory, schmanditory; wheres the glory?

GLORY BE TO THE CROW!

LOL

Crow murders mean crop devastation..

Devastation is just not pretty.

Pretty Little Liars cast list.

List alee, with the wind.

Wind Beneath My Sails, poem.

Poem aren’t to be disserted.

“Disserted” poems? Now what next?

Next is death without God.

God needs to stop appearing randomly

Randomly is LESS than six.

Six words aren’t used there.
Notice that the word “randomly” is small. It isn’t meant to be a follow-up word

There, more God for you.
Since not using a 2nd line wasn’t clear

You are what you eat.

Eat burgers not health food.

Food is best with cheese.

Cheese is best when farted.

Farted moist and wiped quick.

Quick dogs read our minds.

Minds are poisoned with prejudices.

Prejudices ironically stick with us.

U.S will survive Donald Trump.

Trump cards are rarely found.

Found my keys, I’m ready.

Ready to step outside now.

Now is a good time.

Time to make the donuts.

Donuts make a cop’s day.

Day or night, I’m good.

Good men are desperately wanted.

Wanted no more, he left.

Left handers play first base.

Base your decision on data.

Data analysis makes me sleepy.

Sleepy babies fall into spaghetti-Os.

OS stands for “operative system”.

(Thats part of a word.)

(doesn’t matter, had a sentence)

Sentence need to make sense.

Sense is not found here.

Here’s where the fun started.

Started by monday, I’ll succeed.

Succeed to the jeweled crown

Crown that trouble making kid!

Kid me not, you fool!

Fool me and you die!

Die by walking the plank.

Plank, platform, whatever—still Republican.

Republican beat the lame Democrat.

Democrat(s) will let him fail.

Fail to accept that rationale.

Rationale of this thread, none.

None of us wanted cheeseburgers.

Cheeseburgers are great for kids

Kids enjoy mud puddle stomping.

Stomping out fires for Smokey.

Smokey the Bear and Booboo

Booboo hangs out with Yogi.

Yogi Bear is a thing.

Thing is, I don’t know.

Know yourself, get yourself known.

Known quantities are not estimated.

Can we use derivatives, plurals, singulars and roots of words in this game?
For example, Estimated:
Estimate, estimates, estimation, etc.

The first word in your sentence must be the last from the previous sentence.
@Espiritus_Corvus
I think an exact match is required.

Estimated time of arrival, noon

Almost did ETA that would have been fun ! ! !

Noon. High. Gunfighter versus Stoner.

Stoner is not a name.

Name? Name can be confining!

Confining clothes must be removed!

Removed clothes must be washed.

Washed of this I wish.

Wish for some chocolate cake.

Cake is in the frizzer.

Frizzer? There you’ll find pancakes.

Pancakes benefit from liberal blueberries.

Blueberries, do please cheer up.

Up there, a flying wagon.

Wagon wheels are kitschy decor.

Decor reflects the inside you.

You should have brought cake.

^^Watch for incoming cake recipe.

Recipe received and reviewed immediately.

Immediately take cake from frizzer!

Frizzer and look under pool.

Pool is hiding little boy.

Boy! An ancient Fluther meme!

Meme us again, dear Janets.

Janets are funner than clowns.

Clowns unemployed, off to Gibsonton

Gibsonton, what a strange name.

Gibsonton was named after Gibson

Gibson is a good guitar.

Guitar: learn now, play forever.

Forever is a long time.

Time lost is never found.

Found a dime on road.

Road tales could be exaggerated.

Exagerated fishing stories are fun.

Fun awaits us, let’s go.

Go to the top!

^^Go to the top, pleeeeeeease.

“Please” and “thanks” make wonders.

I see the errors in my ways.

Wonders if there is cheese.

Cheese doesn’t grow on trees.

Trees provide shade and oxygen.

Oxygen makes things burn faster.

Oxygen deficiency is called Hypoxemia.

Hypoxemia = fish out of water.

Water you saying to me?

Me wants a Patty melt.

Melt in your mouth delicious!

Delicious decadent dinners are divine.

Divine is the peaceful day.

Day should be a name.

Name of Pillow Talk star?

Star, star, my little twinkle.

Twinkle in Doris Day’s eye.

Eye for an eye, ey?

Ey isn’t a word, Coloma.

Coloma says ey’, ey you! LOL

You are one, silly girl! LOL

Girls just wanna have fun!

Fun is the thing, Now.

Now isn’t that just precious.

Precious @Sneki95 wanted this thread.

Threads of many colors here.

Here, there and everywhere rhymes.

Rhymes with chimes and limes.

Limes with ginger in tea.

Tea time is at four.

Four hours for a “Watch”.

Watch how quickly things unravel.

Unravel the mysterious masterminds motive.

Motive was a jealous rage.

Rage on the road, dangerous.

Dangerous passions and hot kisses.

Kisses, for your friend’s pet.

Pet my pretty pussy cat.

Cat sat on the mat.

Mat-erial things may cause clutter.

Clutter causes claustrophobia and stress.

Stress makes me a mess.

Mess this hair, fear revenge.

Revenge, served with sticky topping.

Topping chocolate sundaes with cherries.

Cherries in brandy inspire poetry.

Poetry before 1940s was great.

Great gobbledy goo, it’s thursday!

Thursday is my body work. Oh mama, I’m floating right now. haha

Work to improve overhead reach.

Reach for the twinkling stars.

Stars in the night sky.

Sky of sun and clouds.

Clouds dot my concious mind.

Mind your manners Ms. Melt.

Melt the cheese on flattop. Shady glen is the best ! ! !

Flattop heads are marching by.
Gosh, that looks delicious.

By car, they went there.

There is another way out.

Out in my yard, Daffodils!

Daffodils must wait around here.

Here, there, everywhere, I go.

Go now then, and fast.

Fast as a jack rabbit.

Rabbit Alice chased was white.

White snow in the forecast.

Forecast snow is now here.

Bright, warm and sunny Monday.

(Ahem, Coloma, you broke the rules.)

Oops, not awake yet, lol okay…

Here is the correct format.

Format rules provide reader’s ease.

Ease my tired bones, Calgon.

Oh Calgon take me away.

Away, people, I’m coming through.

Through me, you know everyone.

Everyone? Or one the same?
Join us and survive! The Yarnpocalypse has returned!

Same rules, just no followers.

Followers of politicians often weep.

Weep not for me, Argentina.

Argentina, I would love visiting.

Visiting hours are now over.

Over my cold,dead body.

Body of work impresses others.

Others can be rudely obnoxious.

Obnoxious colours include pale beige.

Beige is a neutral color.

Colour my life in red.

Red, red wine, is fine. everybody sing now….

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

Fine details make the difference.

Difference is preferable to sameness.

Sameness makes life speed by.

By the way, it’s done.

Done anything wrong yet today?

Today is Friday not Tuesday.

Tuesday will bring big surprises!

Surprise! I have returned today.

Today grilled rib-eye steak dinner.

Dinner for me is undetermined.

Undertermined cause of death….....frustrating.

Frustrating getting a wrong order.

Order your tickets by Wednesday.

Wednesday, better known as humpday.

Humpday is a silly term.