You ever felt like reality is some sort of a movie?

There have been times….take November for example.

Written by a lobotomised Damon Lindelof and directed by Uwe Boll.

Sometimes I feel like acting to the script..)

No. Hollywood movies are way too fake to resemble real life besides an extremely thin shadow of the concepts they think we should relate to, and surreal, artsy deep shit is much too random, like even when you’re stoned, or insane.

You don’t know how many times I feel that way. Usually it is when I just can’t understand why people do irrational things. My mind just steps back and looks at everything like I’m just a passerby watching from afar. I don’t tell anyone about that though, it’s just something I can’t even explain.

Definitely a cartoon starring Donald Trump.

A good realistic drama? Yes. A soap opera? No.

Hmm, Downton Abbey perhaps or maybe Brewster’s Millions.

Lately, life seems like a horror movie.

“No, that’s perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe gets that.”
-Slartibartfast

All the time….I think I belong on another planet and
there was a major mix up. But the boss just won’t listen!