Heard any Trump jokes lately?

Someone here called Drumpf a genius.

Oh, Lord, the internet is full of golden shower jokes.

Sorry—I stopped finding Trump funny 30 seconds after he rode down the Trump Tower escalator, bloviated his candidacy, and insinuated himself into likely the rest of my life.

Golden shower
Urinated States of America
Wiki-leaks

Funniest of all though…he will be president in a week :D

I don’t have anything, but he’s probably going to say something like Hitler did. That his ancestry actually comes from Odin and such proof was found in the South Pole, and also some Spartans were there, and they’re also his ancestors.

“Donald Trump is so privileged that the first job he ever had to apply for was president of the United States.” –Stephen Colbert

“Americans like Trump because he’s got loads of money, which is sort of their version of being clever. He’s all over the news, even though he looks weird. Like a guinea pig staring at you through the porthole on a washing machine”.—Barry Shitpeas

Scientists now say that Donald’s claims about his penis size could be true – it’s known as the Pinocchio effect.

Trump’s limo ran a light yesterday and hit my car … but my insurance won’t cover it – they say it was an act of God.

Trumps doctor told him: for an erection lasting more than four hours, he should concentrate on thinking about something other than himself…and avoid looking in mirrors

When Trump moves into the white house it won’t be the first time he threw out a black family from their home