Are Russian prostitutes the best in the world?

No. Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course for Turkmenistan.

Praise me, o mouth of mine.

Also, Putin just defended a married man meeting with prostitutes. Fuck that guy. Fuck both of them, but fuck him in this particular situation.

Every president like to claim that his/her country is the best in something. I bet he was half joking while he said that. There are things that are to be considered when judging the quality of a prostitute (price, appearance, personality, and ‘service expertise’ are among those things). Unless the statistic shows that the majority of Russian prostitutes are the cheapest while offering best service there’s no way they’re the best in the world. There are also discrepancies between countries that claim to have the best female prostitutes and male prostitutes.

Putin just defended a married man meeting with prostitutes

No, Putin said it is was implausible. The story is a bit scrambled, probably in translation.

First he said sarcastically:
“Trump arrived and straight away rushed to meet with Moscow prostitutes.”

And then:
“This is an adult man and, apart from that, is a man who for many years took part in organizing beauty contests. He has socialized with the most beautiful women in the world”

Finally:
“I find it difficult to believe that he ran to a hotel to meet with our girls of reduced social responsibility”

I don’t recall seeing this in Consumer Reports.

I hear they trump all the rest.

How much skill does it take to pee on someone?

You need to be sure you’re putin it in the right place….

This clip will show you the #4 prostitute in Kazakhstan (Borat).

There’s a international super bowl I’d like to see!

Make Prostitution Great Again…...

I think he was talking about Trump.

Russian prostitutes are wonderful, and their urine apparently gives you a healthy looking tan.

@filmfann maybe it should be called the orange shower and you pay double for it?

Ivana Humpalot & Alotta Vagina would say so.

Nobody can compare to the prostitutes in Congress and I hear they give the best reach-arounds you’ll find any where in the world. And they work CHEAP!

They are the best! Once you get passed that used part!

@RedDeerGuy1

I think they’re listed as Professional Escorts in Consumer Reports. ;-)

@LuckyGuy for my money that clip has gotta be in the top 5 for satirical cinema. I remember the Khazaks were particularly impressed with it.

@stanleybmanly Thanks! Sasha B.C. should have won an Oscar for that role. He absolutely was Borat, right down to the finest details. He even channeled the spirit.
Did you recall the scene in the gun shop?

Russian prostitutes also can not get STDs. Their blood is pure Vodka.

@LuckyGuy “Like movie star Dirty Harold ‘come on make my day Jew’ ”. The revelation in those Texas scenes was in the ease and comfort of those folks
with the idea of “Jew hunting” as bonafide recreation.

Well. I can say their porn girls are awesome….

Their kinda like prostitutes.

Trump bought his wife from the region. He could have bought a wife anywhere…..

^Melania is Slovene.

^I said region…Eastern Europe /Russia. In regards to prostitutes why be so specific?...

^ that sounds like mixing Germany and Spain. I mean, it’s all western Europe, after all.

Please don’t make such mistakes.

^My bad….

^ It’s fine, I probably overreacted a bit there too. Us here on the east get defensive about identities sometimes and surely do like to make clear who is who.

^I totally understand. I (as a southerner) don’t like to be confused with northerners.

I usually speak more deliberately, but I suppose I let the nature of the question erode my attempt at a serious contribution.

@stanleybmanly Yes. It was shocking. You made my day.