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How many reincarnations would it take for the Dalai Lama me to get super powers?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24886points) January 22nd, 2017

Jedi or Sith powers? Or to go Super Saiyan? Humor welcome. Do you have any tongue in cheek YouTube links? Previous question asked two years ago.

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Sneki95's avatar

OVER 9000!!!!

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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Tongue… Sorry. Apparently Spelling isn’t improved with age.

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VenusFanelli's avatar

Reincarnation isn’t real. Super powers aren’t real either.

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zenvelo's avatar

Only one. But it has to be the right one.

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flutherother's avatar

The number e to the power 15,000 reincarnations by which time the universe will be old and tired and weak and you will have the powers of a god in comparison.

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Darth_Algar's avatar

At least 1,000. He’s only on number 14 right now.

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