What would you like to confess on Fluther?

I’m beginning to believe that most people are morons.

I have a Jungle Book poster over my desk.

Nothing, of course.

@Rarebear – It must be with you from long back right?

No, @imrainmaker. He just never grew up.

I have a deluxe Disneyland annual pass for the year.

Not just NO, but HELL NO. Why would I want to?

I started going bald in the Fifth Grade.

I removed the legal tags from my mattress.

My driver’s license has been expired since July.

@Tropical_Willie I knew a kid in college whose alopecia started becoming apparent around fifth grade. He totally owned being a bald 21-year-old.

I hope you kidding @Dutchess_III in some states you have to:
Have a vision exam.
Take a driving knowledge test.
Go on the road and take driving skills test.
Pay a penalty equal to the renewal and still pay the renewal fee.

@AnonymousAccount8 My hair held on until my late 50’s

@Dutchess_III I, too, hope you’re kidding. It is a royal pain in the tschiss to renew an expired license. It can be very difficult.

@Dutchess_III
Just take public transportation.

@Dutchess_III Oh I missed that you have show up with two or three forms of ID, (passport, social security card, and certified birth certificate).

Your expired license is not a form or ID ! WTF

I never grew out of being a big flirt and enjoying it!

We don’t have public transportation here @ragingloli
I’ll get it taken care of and get back to you.

So many people are after me for so many parts of my project, my stomach is in knots. I’m waking up with cold sweats. I don’t know how to solve a particular systems issue.
I am hiding here.
Earlier today it got so bad I turned on the TV and watched part of the one of worst movies in the world: “Tentacles”. I just needed to get away.
(Somebody shoot me. Please!)

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@LuckyGuy Get “Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep” I’ll bring the POPCORN.

@LuckyGuy now I feel guilty for dragging you to the Wikipedia project…

I have shared too much sensitive information here, information that could land me in hot water if anyone in real life know. I hope the Fluther’s high priests will keep everything I say a secret. Amen.

Unless I go to school, I rarely leave my house.

@Tropical_Willie

“I started going bald in the Fifth Grade.”

So what? I was already bald when I was born. ;-o

My new job bores me to tears.

^^^ My last job (a temp position) did too. Wish I still had it. But we’ll see come April. I think they liked me.

I am Spartacus & so is my butler!!

I am homeschooling my grandson and sometimes we go all day without doing any work.

I have never made a cake from scratch (this is something I would like to change this year).

I don’t like some of my friends’ kids.

I don’t like some of my friends’ husbands and/or boyfriends, but I am kind and tolerant of them because I like and love my friends.

^^ I hope none of your those friends visit Fluther..)

@imeainmaker. I’m pretty sure no one I know IRL has ever heard of Fluther and I wouldn’t invite them here. That’s why I like this place because I can say what’s on my mind, or discuss problems I might have without hurting their feelings.

^^I thought so..

Man, you guys had me worried about my driver’s license being expired! I called them. I just need to bring in my old license for proof of ID and something that has my name and address on it, like a bill. $27.

^^ They mess with your head and you fell for it..)

I hate my neighbors Chihuahua and wish it would just die. Seriously, I do. I fantasize she gets run over by the UPS truck and explodes like a freaking little meatloaf in the driveway. haha
Seriously, coming from an animal lover you know this is one annoying little dog. Gah.

Hey now, chichis are vicious little yappers until they get to know you. Then they just want to cuddle quietly in your lap.

@ARE_you_kidding_me I still want her to die. haha