Would you want Trump to be the first person to talk to aliens? (Details )

Sure, why not. We would do this to him:
https://youtu.be/GsHXDAxUG-4?t=27
And then we would enslave you all.
But worry not. It would be the best slavery. Fantastic. You will love it.

I think he would do great. They would love staying at Trump Tower.

I approve it. When they hear his annoying voice, they’ll run away and save both us and themselves.

His vocabulary is 15 words. That could be helpful.

With any luck, they will take him hostage. The aliens will be surprised to see people cheering.

@LostInParadise
There would be as much cheering as the time when they assassinated Osama bin Laden.

For pretty much everyone else I would boo the comparison to Osama bin Laden. But it works so bravo.

They would feel proud when he sees their ship and says “This thing is yooooooooj! Best spaceship ever. You are my new best friends. Really, I mean that. We’ll do great things together.”

He would probably ask what size they wore and see if any of Ivanka’s stuff stored in the basement of the White House would fit. HE would give them a great and bigly deal.

Believe me!l

As long as the aliens are smart enough not to judge the entire population on their first interaction, it might be hilarious.

Otherwise, I worry they’ll think we’re a bit too egocentric, a bit too impulsive, and not nearly intelligent enough to bother keeping around…

They’ll like the dolphins better. I just know they will. Damn dolphins, all their “thanks for all the fish” nonsense.

^LOL.Don’t hate on dolphins. They’re awesome. They hang out with me when I’m in my canoe. (They might be porpoises.) They always scare me at first. Then I get a feeling of being part of nature, that I can’t quite explain. Love those guys.

Wasn’t there a Star Trek movie where the aliens were trying to contact whales? Maybe they did meet Trump, and decided whales were more interesting…..

Sure. I am thinking that as a superior intelligence, wise enough to not wipe themselves out and to travel this far, would probably analyze him and determine that they ought to intervene in human affairs for the good of the non-assholes on the planet, starting with correcting the behavior of everyone he associates with. Though, they wouldn’t need to, since we’ve broadcast TV & radio for a century or so and they could analyze what’s going on before even getting here.

@MrGrimm888

Yes, there was- Star Trek IV.

Only if they’re hostile.

@MrGrimm888 Hahaha—I was going for a Hitchhiker’s reference… glad Star Trek’s in on the porpoise superiority as well :P

He should be the one that gets the first official anal probing.

Suppose if these aliens are pink, moist, with a heightened sensitivity… thriving on being touched.
All ya’ll would be relieved to know he has just the right people skills.

Yes & then they’d wonder why every fucker is obsessed with this pathetic tub of lard with the funny hair & marvel how a nation voted him as their president
Then they’d move on to other countries, ones with sane people in :D

Nope. If they insist I’ll take them to Stephen Hawking. :)

@ucme, I hope you Brits are able to keep him away from your Queen.

@Kardamom That’s presently been debated in parliament, should he be given a state visit where he meets the Queen or just a plain old normal trip over, Queenie not at all amused.

Are they afraid Trump will grab her by her kitty?

More likely a minor royal will mistake that thing on his head for a pheasant & blow the fucker clean off with their trusty shotgun

@ucme
That would be a reason for inviting him.

Nah, why should they have blood on their hands, let the yanks take him out, they voted him in