Would you rather ride in a car driven by Lindsay Lohan, or in an airliner piloted by Harrison Ford?

A tandem bicycle piloted by Pee Wee Herman.

I’d rather fly with Solo… er, Ford.

Seems to me he has done a lot of flying of many different aircraft, many of them old and/or in not entirely trivial conditions.

The linked article didn’t say anything about Ford being under the influence of anything. Is there a source for that idea?

Why does your link suggest Ford had been drinking, when the article doesn’t address anything like that?

I guess either would be better than duck hunting with Dick Cheney.

I’d fly with Ford any day.

Ford. He’s fucking awesome.

I wouldn’t want to spend 2 minutes with Lohan.

Naked relay running with Stevie Wonder

A government run by Donald Trump is just as dangerous.

Private pilots kill themselves and their passengers a lot. Harrison Ford is old. And he’s crashed before. Pass on that.

Lindsay? Sure. if it’s a drug- and alcohol-free occasion.

Ten years ago I’d say Ford drives and Lindsay and I get the back seat.