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(NSFW)Would you have sex with someone dressed as a clown?(details )

Asked by MrGrimm888 (19474points) February 21st, 2017

I have a reason for asking. I’ll hold off until we get some answers.

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ragingloli's avatar

If you are talking Stephen King types of clowns, then multiple ones at once in some sort of SM fetish Roleplay.

Zaku's avatar

Only if I already would otherwise. I don’t have a “thing” pro or con about clowns, personally. (Not counting Trump. I would probably not participate in Trump costume sex except possibly as a political demonstration. ;-> )

Sneki95's avatar

I love Jugallos, but not that much.

stanleybmanly's avatar

Sure. I imagine The “dress” big shoes, nose, etc. would be quickly set aside as usual. When has fashion sense had anything to do with good sex?

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

No. I find make up icky.

cinnamonk's avatar

As long as they are merely dressed as a clown and are not, in reality, a clown. I draw the line at actual clowns, but I’m down with clown-play.

Darth_Algar's avatar

Are we talking about demonic entities dressed as clowns, Ringling Bros workers, juggalo/juggalettes? Details man. Details matter.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Apologies sir. I guess for my purpose of asking. Whatever type you would consent to have sex with.

I was thinking full clown,but some clown make up would suffice for my intention of the question.

This isn’t a rocket science question. (like most of mine~)

So Darth? Would you plow a clown?

cinnamonk's avatar

I would take that clown to plow-town.

MrGrimm888's avatar

^LOL. It’s actually “Pound Town.” “Plow Town” is further south…~

Darth_Algar's avatar

@MrGrimm888

Well…..I have seen a few juggalettes who, surprisingly enough, do clean up well, so I guess.

CWOTUS's avatar

I guess it depends. Who? And which clown would I have to dress as?

zenvelo's avatar

I did once, in college. A sorority girl who went to a costume party as a clown. It was fine once I took her red ball nose off.

Seek's avatar

I like clowns. YOLO.

LornaLove's avatar

Yes, I think it might be quite hot.

Coloma's avatar

LOL…getting pretty desperate around here for some amusement ey McGrimm ?
No. I do not find crazy clown hair, bulbous red rubber noses and baggy polka dot pants with oversized shoes to be a turn on. Gimme a sharp dressed man.

Strauss's avatar

I might…if I were single and she looked anything like her:; or her, or maybe even her.

ucme's avatar

Would be fun if squeezing her tits really made them make that fantastic parp sound, so yeah.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, I don’t have sex with random people. If my boyfriend dressed up like a clown, and we were already sexually active then I probably would. It might be kind of weird though.

MrGrimm888's avatar

LOL. So…. My brother runs a construction company. He hired this guy over the phone once. When he showed up at his first job site, he had like clown makeup tattoos on his face. (Otherwise very normal guy.)

He had a pretty got girlfriend.

Here’s the thing. I figured most people might give it a try,but this girl fucks a clown ALL THE TIME. Or at least every time they have sex.

Even if the clown was really hot, I just don’t think I could do it over and over. And I drink A LOT already… Even in the dark, I would be picturing the makeup.

So. The real question is, would you date someone with clown make up tattoos on their face?

Darth_Algar's avatar

I wouldn’t date anyone with anything tattooed on their face.

rojo's avatar

You know this question could be interpreted as asking if you would have sex with someone if YOU were dressed as a clown and that would be a whole ‘nuther squeeky nose. so to speak

rojo's avatar

OK, @Strauss I looked more closely at the page you linked to and I gotta say, if I were not in a permanent relationship I would for sure participate in all kinds of kinky ways with any number of those shown. ‘Course there are also those I would cross to the other side of the street to avoid too. So…...

MrLove's avatar

If I had a foot fetish then yes I would….have you seen the size of those clown shoes?

MrGrimm888's avatar

I don’t know any clowns. I don’t think that I’ve even ever seen a female clown in person.

Coloma's avatar

Well if you really want some clown action go for the rodeo clowns.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTpLp0_Wcho

MrGrimm888's avatar

I’m not interested… The term “clown action” amuses me greatly though.

Coloma's avatar

@MrGrimm888 LOL well I’m glad.

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