What would you name your autobiography if you happened to write one?

I’ll Let Marketing Think of Something Clever

To Serve Man.

‘Innocence Abroad’ *snark

“Wow! That went by quick.”

either that or

“Huh? What?”

Out of the Past – A Story about Someone Who Changed Too Quickly

How the Hell did I live past 40?

The Idiot; not written by F. M. Dostoevsky

Matinee at the Drive In.

@filmfann Love the irony

Tropical Willie with 151 Proof Rhum.

It Is All About Me.

I might name it something on the lines “Misunderstood by Everyone”

Never Complain, Never Explain

We Have Stiff Fur Hat
Carstairs fell in the chest freezer…

@ucme Would there by any chance be a cake in that frizzer?

I would take a lesson from Tobias Fünke and call it “The Man Inside Me”. ;)

How The Bitch Stole Christmas

Oh, I thought of a few more:

‘Well, that didn’t work’
‘What a waste of time that was’
‘Don’t dream, it’s futile’

What Not To Do