If a time machine were built and gathered ALL the presidents to our time who do you think would be the last one standing in a Royal Rumble fight?

Ol’ Hickory! (Jackson)

A would be assailant tried to shoot him and Jackson nearly beat him to death with his hickory cane!

Taft is a strong contender

The first one that popped into my head was Teddy as well.

Theodore Roosevelt would kick all their asses. Isn’t he the one who carried a big stick (spoke softly though)?

Good Ol’ Hick, I love his Hickory smoking sauce (just Joking, no disrespect intended to a great man.)

After taking some time to think seriously about this, the answer is clearly George Washington (sound NSFW)

What’s NSFW?

@timothy That was awesome. Clearly, you are correct.

@wrestlemaniac, Not Safe For Work (there is some language in the video that your boss wouldn’t like to hear probably, unless you work for Ben and Andrew)

Oh, thanks.

Have to agree that Teddy would whoop everyone, and it’s not even close.

All for teddy say I, opposed, better say all for teddy (sorry i know it sucks, can’t think anything funny to say here)

All for T.R. say “I.” All opposed will be beaten with a large stick.

He coined the term “Rough Riders”. Enough said.

Thaaat’s the phrase thanks, need to sharpen up on my history.

ya definatly Teddy, he was tough and also fairly young so had that advantge over the older ones

andrew jackson, simply because he killed so many people in his life time, and while he was president. He seemed to have a knack for killing people a lot….. He even killed his own assasin. I mean, really, do we need any more evidence than this

Kennedy wasn’t that old.

@wrestle, Kennedy was young, but he had several chronic health problems that would make him vulnerable to attack. I’m afraid JFK along with Chester Arthur, Franklin Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Richard Nixon and both Bushes would be out in the first round. I hear Truman was pretty scrappy though, he could probably hold his own for at least awhile.

hahahahahahahahaha! good one! :)

Jimmy Carter. Trust me on this.

Teddy was 43 and JFK was was 44(i think), but Franklin Roosevelt could be the last one standing just cause no one is gonna hit a guy in a wheelchair but thats all Franklin Roosevelt would have to keep him safe.

hahaha okay i trust you but how does carter fit in this as the winner.

Barack Obama

makes sense O_o, but i stand by teddy

@Kyle: Andrew Jackson did not kill his would-be assassin. He was pulled away before the man was beat to death.

lucky for the assassin.

i second Barack Obama

then a thrashing with a large stick ye shall receive. :)

Roosevelt

wow that was badass!! :) thanks

I have to go now smackdown start at 8:00 pm see ya. until tomorrow.

Barack Obama isn’t a President. He’s a wannabe. My vote would go to Lincoln. When he was young he developed all kinds of muscles chopping wood and was apparently quite a wrestler and fighter in his younger days.

i’m back and yes Lincoln would have been a formidable fighter.

Barack Obama is the President, haven’t you heard?

what time period are you from?, in my time president bush is president.

I am from the future.

Not any one one of them. It would be me DULCECORAZON!

Do you guys have lightsabers, flying cars, or droids? :)

We have the internets and live in cells on Mars.

oooohhhh weee cooome in peeaace (Y) <peace sign it sucks.

@ Timothy: For posting the work of the amazing Brad Neely, you get five whole internets.