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When does Yarnpocalypse end?

Asked by janbb (63222points) March 15th, 2017

Anyone else interested in knowing who’s posting again without having to look for the names?

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canidmajor's avatar

I have kind of enjoyed guessing who’s who by the answers, before looking at the names. Some Jellies are very distinctive. :-)

chyna's avatar

I’m ready for it to end too. I have to read names to figure out who is posting.

cookieman's avatar

When we run out of yarn. Just a few hundred more skeins to go.

janbb's avatar

@cookieman How do I know where to bite you if I can’t see you?

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

I’ve got a prescription. I’m hoping the drugs will unwind the effects of Yarn.

cookieman's avatar

@janbb: At this point, the ears are the tastiest.

janbb's avatar

@cookieman Are they made of chocolate? After the ears, can I bite off the head?

dappled_leaves's avatar

It’s a natural disaster. No one can predict when it will have run its course.

janbb's avatar

AAAACCCCCCKKKK! TRoo many bunny eared people! So, so confused!

cookieman's avatar

@dappled_leaves: Yes the EPA (Elongated Petruding Appendage Division) will be taking a close look at the ears.

@janbb: Better. They are made of candied bunny tears of joy.

dappled_leaves's avatar

@janbb That’s what puts the ”-ocalypse” in Yarnpocalypse. It’s not all fuzzy ears and soft colours, ya know.

janbb's avatar

@dappled_leaves Running around in circles and muttering to myself and flapping my flippers wildly now…....

Dixon's avatar

Easter isn’t even until April and I noticed the original yarnpocowhatever was done in April. I’m so confused as to why this was started in March.

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

No-one can predict when such an outbreak will occur. As has been said, the EPA is investigating. You should just take precautions to avoid being infected. Perhaps stick to man-made fibres where possible.

Brian1946's avatar

This thread veritably begs for Yarnfestation.

My alternate user ID has the same avatar. My major concern is accidentally lurving myself, being branded a lurvert, and getting banned.

Mimishu1995's avatar

For now I’m not going to come out of my hiding until everyone is sure it’s over.

Coloma's avatar

Well @janbb looks like we waddle alone in the land of wabbits.

janbb's avatar

@Coloma Those cwazy wabbits!

SavoirFaire's avatar

It’s not over ‘til the squirrel gets its sweater.

Dixon's avatar

How ya doin’?

chyna's avatar

^Love it!

Patty_Melt's avatar

I am switching to the green on friday.

flutherother's avatar

What the hell just happened??

Brian1946's avatar

@Patty_Melt

I might do that too.

I think the previous ‘lypse only lasted for a little more than a day.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

I’ve reverted back to a PsyDuck with a headache.

cookieman's avatar

n e v e r

t h e y a r n i s f o r e v e r

cookieman's avatar

Gah!!! I-I blacked out…and now….and now…I’m a Spring Cookie!!

Patty_Melt's avatar

Ooooooo ^^^ pretty

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Officially declared OVER. Till next year again.

Brian1946's avatar

Give it up, Yarnsters- the yarn is darned and the beer is here!

Coloma's avatar

Did someone mention beer? :-D

Coloma's avatar

I’m giving my cats a great big yarn ball to shred. Yay, yarnageddon is over, we survived doomsday. lol

cookieman's avatar

I mean, really…it was kind of yarntastic. Like, really.

Mimishu1995's avatar

I can finally breathe fresh air! But don’t worry I had the thread archived as a proof of a horrible apocalyse ~

janbb's avatar

Thank goodness.

Dixon's avatar

Can I take off my sweater? It’s getting hot in here.

chyna's avatar

Yes @Dixon, but you still have to be a squirrel.

janbb's avatar

i don’t know @Dixon you still look chilly to me.

cookieman's avatar

@janbb: Would you still nibble on me now that I’m pastel.

Coloma's avatar

^ Those are mini-robins eggs on your cookie…gimme, gimme, gimme!
I polished off a whole bag in the last week, sooo bad, but so good. haha

Patty_Melt's avatar

<<< I’m dressed fer Irish lovin’.

jca's avatar

@Patty_Melt: Would that then be McLovin?

Brian1946's avatar

What alcoholic beverage could we ad to a Shamrock Shake? Hmm, I guess the result would basically be a Grasshopper.

Coloma's avatar

Mint Julips!

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