What is a funny answer to a saying?

“Still water runs deep”
Still water doesn’t run at all.

A man walks into a bar…“Out” :)

Not quite what you were asking for, but twists on common expressions.

Where there is a will there are relatives.
Nothing recedes like success.
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.

Tis better to have gifts than receipts.

Some day my ship will come in…..and with my luck I’ll be at the airport!

Life is funny like that. Everybody says that, but nobody laughs

“A rolling stone gathers no moss”

Have you seen the state of Mick Jagger?

They say a mans home is his castle. My castle is so small, the mice are stoop shouldered.