Will you fart in Public?
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March 22nd, 2017
Well it’s good for your health but it’s weird in Public. Keeping inside of you will affect the tummy.
So Will you….........
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“Will you” is in the future.
You should ask “Have you ever?”
Of course.
Read this definition: here
I have, I do, and I will.
@elbanditoroso Non reason to get tense about it!
Sure, I’ve done it before and I’d do it again. I only do it if it seems no one’s around though.
I grew up hearing:
“Tis better to fart
And bear the shame;
Than not to fart
And bear the pain”
Advice I have taken to heart.
Although, I do try not to do it in elevators or other encloses spaces because only Klingons fart in airlocks.
Why aye, always blame someone else though, i’m a good actor.
I will. But I try to be nonchalant. If I’m with close friends, I’ll just let them fly.
Ain’t gonna lie, I’ve “let some pigeons out” (a saying around here) quite a lot of times, and I’m so glad I’m not the only one….
I don’t fart at all if I can help it.
One time, when I worked at Boeing Computer Services I was walking back to the tape room to get a tape. A guy named EB was walking out of the room. Just as I got to him it was like I hit a WALL! The smell was so, so, so awful! It caused me to physically jerk back and involuntarily cry out ”EB!!!!”
@Dutchess I’m sure if you ever did fart it would smell like roses anyway.
Walk through any drugstore, the variety of products is astounding.
Why isn’t there a Colon Pretty suppliment?
Why has no one invented a candy bar which makes farts smell like chocolates? Why no beverage which converts the gas to minty fresh puffs?
Could it be that we have some sick desire to check out other people’s scent?
pine scented suppositories?
Of course they would jca! Hey..I’ve smelled a lot of farts in my life but nothing any where close to that one! It was like hitting a brick wall!
I find it interesting that a fart, essentially harmless and, in most cases, something that quickly dissipates, gets reactions like that ^ while a sneeze, the carrier of diseases and generally fluid ickiness, has people saying nice things to you.
And yes, like everyone else in the universe, I sometimes fart in public.
It was a completely involuntary reaction on my part. Normally I don’t say anything at all.
Sneezes don’t stink.
Not about you. Your reaction was not uncommon
I would recoil if someone sneezed or coughed on me.
OK, I concede the rather casually made observation. You are different and special. When people sneeze, others (at least in the numerous places I’ve lived) casually wish them good health, or express friendly concern. Maybe in Kansas people sneeze on each other as a regular thing.
@Dutchess_III: You meant to direct your comment to @janbb and not me. I wasn’t on this thread until just now.
Are you 10 yet?
Learn some manners.
It’s not on my to-do list.
The only thing I have scheduled is burping at Hole Foods this Wednesday.
^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA ^^^^^^
Don’t burp, and fart at the same time. You’ll turn inside out. A violent death….
@MrGrimm888 – sort of like a quantum theory of a black hole?
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