I think I may have created some lifetime memories for 5 little kids yesterday.
There is an old, fat, slovenly bitch who lives across the street in a shitty, unkempt rental home. There are 5 kids there, a girl, 4, a girl, 10, and two boys inbetween. The kids are always outside (which is a good thing,) screaming in play, because no one has taught them that it’s not OK to scream unless you need help (yelling is OK. Screaming is not) and the old bitch (who I learned yesterday is their grandmother, who they live with) is always screaming at them. Cussing and calling them names. They’ve been there for at least 3 years.
Yesterday Dad dropped my 5 year old granddaughter off while he ran an errand. We were in the back yard picking up branches when my granddaughter heard the kids and wanted to play with them. I hesitated….well, long story short! I’ll post my ongoing Facebook updates here from yesterday:
Mar 24, 2017 2:18pm
Wow. You know those kids across the street where that horrible woman lives, the one who screams all the time? All those kids are here, at my house! Playing in the camper and in the back yard. Adrionna heard them across the streets so we went over to make our howdies…and now they’re all here. Pretty cool kids. One is only about 4, just cute as a bug. I told them Dakota was a wolf. They got excited and wanted to pet her. The little one asked if she’d bite. I said, “No.”
An older boy said, with authority because He Knows, “Wolves don’t bite.”
“Oh, yes they do! But this one won’t.”
Didn’t want the kids to think they could walk up to just any old wolf and pet it! The wolf is overseeing the whole gang now.
I know it’s hard to believe but I haven’t felt the need to scream at them once. I found out a kid peed in the camper toilet and I told them not to do that again because it isn’t hooked up. Didn’t even lose my mind!
Kansas kids. They’re playing tornado. I said, “But there is no basement in the camper!”
“We know! We’re hiding in the bathroom (the toilet is in a little closet all it’s own. Pretty cool.) and in the shower!”
They know what to do.
OMG!! THEY’RE IN MY HOUSE!!
“Why do you keep calling her Bug?”
“Because I don’t know her name and she’s cute as a bug!”
Good grief! They HAD to see upstairs! Rick works up there! Must be quiet!! I told them there was a fierce Yeti up there but that just got them more excited.
So I organized a tour, with one kid at a time, accompanied by Adrionna.
The first kid to come back down stopped half way down, said he was the guard. He was there to pick up any kid who fell down the stairs. I asked if he was going to push them down so he could do his job. He promised he wouldn’t.
Then it was a mass exodus to get water for everyone. Had to pick out the most unique plastic stuff to hold the water in, like an empty honey bear honey bottle, and empty face lotion bottle and an actual baby bottle with no lid for bug.
I think they like it here. All kids do, anyway.
I wowed them with the news that I was a teacher. Never fails to elicit awe.
Then I chased them outside. Oh, the good old days! “Outside! Everybody! Now!” Kids giggling as they ran out.
Little Bug is 4. She is SO earnest! Everything she says is so important! And exciting!
The oldest is 10. She’s “Mom.” Every gaggle of kids has to have a “Mom.’ LOL! My granddaughter solemnly asked permission to call the girl “Mom.” :D “Of course you can!”
So I have names for two of them now.
My granddaughter said she doesn’t want to get mud on her feet, so Mom keeps carrying her around!
I said, “That’s silly! You’re washable, child! You know I can just throw you in the washing machine and ‘chucka, chucka, chuka SPIN!’ and you’re clean.
The kids looked at me in wide eyed shock….until my granddaughter started laughing! Then they realized I was joking and they grinned and looked at me curiously.
OF COURSE I PUT THEM TO WORK! So nice having slaves around again! They were in the camper and I said, in an excited voice “Who wants to pick up branches and twigs from the back yard!”
Only one kid stepped up. It was a boy of course (there were 3 boys and 3 girls, including Adrionna.) He was busily cleaning up the branches. Another boy showed up. He started raking leaves. Then the littlest boy joined them. Yard is clean! The girls were like “Pffft! What eva!” and they didn’t volunteer.
I went and rounded up all my change. It came to $2.50 or so. Put it in a baggie and gave it to them to split up. They thought that was really nice of me.
Of course, the girls were a bit miffed over that, but too bad…..GIRLS MAKE ROTTEN SLAVES!!
They were, actually, dang cool kids. They live with their gramma. The one who yells at them all the time.
Now they’re all gone and it is quiet.
Final post:
It was a good day. It rained pretty hard for a while, then the sun came out.
Then Adrionna came over.
Then we started picked up the back yard.
Then we discovered a passel of kids and they wound up at my house. I’m in my element with a passel of kids.
Then the slave passels cleaned up the rest of the yard. No I had never met those children before. They shouldn’t have come over! But…they seemed to feel honored….
I got all the crap out of the drive way that was left over from moving from the RV to the camper.
Then Christopher came to get Adrionna.
When it was time to go Chris walked to the camper. I said, “Tell them to clean up!”
Chris looked at me oddly, like, “I don’t know those kids! I can’t tell them what to do!”
I said, “Just boss them around like they’re your own!”
He settled for bossing Adrionna around, and the other kids pitched in.
I just finished one of my favorite meals…a burrito with cream cheese, refer beans, regular cheese, lettuce, tomato, green onions, salsa, all wrapped up and smothered with more cheese. Nuke for 1.5 minutes and YUM!
I am content and so is Dakota.
One thing I didn’t mention was that I asked why they didn’t like with their mom.
One kid said, “Because our mom and dad broke up.”
The oldest boy said “I live with my mom sometimes.”
The youngest boy said, like a statement of fact, “She doesn’t love us any more.” No emotion, nothing.
They were really super great children and I’m glad I met them.