How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Depends on the size of the woodchuck.

Average sized woodchuck. And before you ask, oak is the type of wood…

So you have him chucking his hard wood then?

@SQUEEKY2 In the morning? Morning hard wood?

If it couldn’t chuck wood, it wouldn’t be called a woodchuck, now would it?
It would, and could, chuck a lot of wood.

A woochuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

42.

3.5 grams, a splinter, and a coat of paint.

Well, a woodchuck can’t chuck wood so…

Chuck norris.

Chuck Roast

Chuck Berry

Up chuck

Chuck this question.

Proportionately, the same amount of ground a groundhog would grind if a groundhog could grind ground. (Thanks to “Dennis the Menace” for that one.)

Approximately thirty percent of its own weight.

Yew logged in for this?

What do you call a cross between a groundhog and a woodchuck?

Ground chuck!

No, you get an offbrand magig school. Hogwoods.

Hey @Berserker . Chuck you.~

Just trying to ask a chucking question. ~

WTC?~