Once the sale of Fluther to Breitbart is finalized, what will be the new guidelines?

I LEAVE! I CAN’T STAND SEEING THIS SITE BEING INVADED BY TROLLS FROM OUTER SPACE ~

Dude what the fuck?

edit- Oh right April Fool lawl

Obviously, we don’t know all the details yet. But Steve Bannon will be made the new Community Manager, and Donald Trump will have veto power over all questions and answers. On the upside, we no longer have to worry about being redacted by the CIA since no one at Breitbart trusts them. All external censorship will instead be handled by Jared Kushner in between attempts at solving the conflict between Israel and Palestine.

@Berserker

Click on the source in the details, and all will be explained! ;-p

This is forreal, bonerfied alternately truthfull news!

I did. Lol is Breitbart a pirate? Because that would be cool. All hail Capn Breitbart, yaaaaarr!

lol bonerfied?

Response moderated (Not Adhering to Alternative Facts)

Response moderated (Dangerous Leftist Propaganda)

Response moderated (Atheist Propaganda)

Response moderated (Immigrant Friendly)

NO! PLEASE! DON’T KILL ME YOU HOLY NEW GOD FROM OUTER SPACE!

Response moderated (Anti-American)

Response moderated (Social Democratic Propaganda)

Response moderated (Pro-Muslim Propaganda)

Response moderated (Member Banned and Removed to Liquidation Camp Awarded Scholarship to Trump University)

Response moderated (Fake news)

NO! NO! METEORS ARE FALLING! EVERY USER IS BEING SMASHED TO PIECES! EC HAS BECOME THE NEW SUPERPOLICE FOR THE NEW FLUBART GOD! I’M DONE! I WANT TO GO HOME WITH MOMMY!

I just did a search for one of our non-white, atheist, female jellies and here’s the result:

Oh, no. We couldn’t find /users/who aren’t white Xian hetero males.

@Brian1946 then we are ALL DOOMED HERE! SOMEBODY SAVES US!

@Mimishu1995

Perhaps Sam Spade’s ghost will save us from Flubart.

LOL. I love the real “response moderated” above. Yes, it was obscene. Good call, Mr./Ms. Mod. And perfect timing.

Whining I missed it. What was it?

@Espiritus_Corvus Very well done. *takes hat off and curtsies.

It’ll be replaced by something “terrific.”

Most accounts on Fluther belong to fake people and these will be removed.
No one is permitted to ask questions.
Most answers will be fake.
References to the president must be unremittingly positive.
Dr Jelly will be orange.
All content on Fluther will be moderated to ensure consistencies can’t creep in.
Questions and answers will no longer be subject to arbitrary Obama style moderation.