Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side.
Because there was a big black cock on the other side.
Because @MrGrimm888 was badgering it with odd questions.
Because the grass was greener on the other side.
because chicken saw KFC advt…
Because she was blessing it.
The Russians made it cross the road.
Who’s asking? Do you have a warrant? Am I being detained?
It wanted to play chicken with the cars.
She wanted to lay it on the line.
She didn’t. She crossed the playground… to get to the other slide.
It didn’t. The highway department came and re-routed the road, and now the chicken is on the other side.
To discover the meaning of roadkill.
If Hemingway had written about it, it would be
To die. Alone. In the rain.
Because the other chickens were across the road.
Hey, I live in the country, I just had to stop the other day for a hen to run across the road to get to her gang. lol
Because there was a black guy following it. The chicken is a racist dick.
Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
I’ve crossed the street to get away from a group of guys who were following me, @Cazzie, and making scary comments. When I crossed the road I heard one of them say, “Well, I guess we’re not going to do anything now!”
Because the dumb bobbing headed fucker was artificially high pecking the shit out of some coffee beans spilled when a truck driver from Kenco crashed while distracted by a pigeon thumbing a lift.
Because it supported LGBT rights, and was on its way to join a protest against Chick-fil-A across the street.
^^Or it was crossing the street to get away from escape Chik-Fil-A!
^^That would be a more zoologically correct scenario. In that case, the question could be, “Why did the chicken chicken cross the road?”.
Because it was dead, but its owner buried it in the pet sematary so it came back, all the way back to its owner.
Louis; It’s Ellie’s cat.
Jud; Nuh huh. Iss ya’ cat nah.
Bok-bok-bok-BUGGACK!
Because the side he was on was overbooked. So he was clubbed to unconsciousness, shackled and dragged, then dumped without ceremony on the other side of the road.
Who’s next?
The chicken crossed the road because it was contained (roasted, toasted, battered and fried) between the buns of several Chick-Fil-A sandwiches! With the pickles!
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