How do you eat a bunny?

Ears first. Absolutely. Then the mouth so I can’t hear the screams.

I break off the feet so they can’t run away. I have some hearing loss so the screams don’t bother me.

Eating the mouth is last so I can get chocolatey kisses.

Just pretend they are pieces of chocolate and eat them like pieces of chocolate. Chocolate can’t feel ~

Man, I remember seeing a similar question when I was a newbie. I was such a naive brat back then. You are making me nostagic @janbb

And I just realized that you were the one who asked the same question back then :P Could it mean something?

Ears first. Always.

@Mimishu1995 At least my existential issues are pretty consistent!

I haven’t had one in so long that I can’t really remember exactly how I eat them. I like the hollow ones best, I think I kind of smash them in my hand and then eat it in bits and pieces in no particular order. I should get one as a refresher.

Definitely ears first and slowly. You have to savour those sweet, chocolaty ears.

It’s been awhile. Uh… I think I ate the ears first. Unless the “bunny” had candy eyes. Then , I ate those first. Maybe I’ll buy one this year for me…

I’m a devout vegetarian—i do not eat bunnies of any sort.

Nose first