Is this the argument clinic?
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April 20th, 2017
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WHY WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING??!
I’m sorry, this is abuse. You want room 12A, just along the corridor.
12A might possibly be a different website, but my non-compete clause forbids me from saying anything more.
No it’s not! Whatever. Pfft.
^^ You 2 are merely contradicting each other. You are not arguing.
An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition! Argument is an intellectual process! Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes!
@chyna Fisticuffs are on the 3rd floor.
If you go one more flight up, they’ll teach you how to defend yourself from a man with a banana.
I’m not going to argue with @Hawaii_Jake. He is much taller than me. I am afraid.
Why on earth would you ask such a thing?
How much will it cost to have argument with @ragingloli?
Eh, we are all a bunch of “soft trolls” so…yeah.
@imrainmaker It’s rather cheap to argue with Loli. It will only cost you your eternal soul.
No, that is down the hall. It is “being hit on the head lessons in here”.
@rojo What a stupid concept.
It’s a settled issue as clear as “black snd white”.
You are a idiott, @janbb. If you was as smart as me, your questions would be gooder.
Yeah! What an idiot idjot idjit!
@SergeantQueen, why would anybody want to fight YOU? If I hit a scrawny butt like you, the only fighting YOU would do is FIGHT TO BREATHE.
@janbb, I can’t imagine what would possess you to ask such a question. You must be nuts.
Me? I’m not a boy. Maybe check the pic.
FINE! I’VE MADE MARINES WHIMPER AND CRY. LET’S GO.
^Big whoop. I’ve made the ladies cry with a song! Yeah, the Marines too!
No, no, no. Hold your head like this and then go “WAAAH!”
@Strauss, I’ve made some bleed. Some whimpered and cried from pain, some from pleasure, a couple from both.
Your turn….GO!
@Patty_Melt I’ve sung sad songs, I’ve sung bad songs. I’ve sung songs that bring tears of laughter, and songs that bring tears from the heart. I’ve also sung songs that were so bad they cried aloud, “Make it stop!”
Mother, mother
There’s too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There’s far too many of you dying
You know we’ve got to find a way
To bring some loving here today – Ya
Father, father
We don’t need to escalate
You see, war is not the answer
For only love can conquer hate
You know we’ve got to find a way
To bring some loving here today
^^But you know he was Gaye!
I still can’t imagine why on earth anybody would ask such a stupid question.
By the way, I’ve got a 5 paragraph story with quotations about an episode that happened twenty years ago. Wanna hear it?
@jca If I say no, I don’t, will you argue with me?
@janbb: I really think something must be wrong with you.
Me? Surely not, but there was that one time…....
…his tush…..it was embarassing!
Then the police showed up…
….and he filed charges, because his thread was hijacked. The police…
said, “Wait a minute! Is this the argument clinic?”
Yes! What’s your point @janbb?
Listen up, Penguin. Don’t be thinking that you’re special just because you’re friends with Bruce Springsteen.
@jca He did say he’s in love with a Jersey girl!
He (Springsteen) wears weird pants. I’ve seen the pics on Facebook.
I’m a Jersey Girl. Just sayin’.
I’ve been to New Jersey. Does that count? Bruce? Bruce?
Sure. That’s what you say now. I think he just wears weird jeans.
^^ Are you arguing with me?
“Ah bought mah fust git-tar when Ah wuz fourteen…”
“Now Ah’m over sixty, an’ still wearin’ jeans!”
^^ All youse guys are just jealous cause I saw Bruce and you didn’t. And…I waddled for science on Saturday.
I don’t know which one I’m most jealous of: waddling for science or throwing my undies at Bruce.
So much I am sighing. <sigh>
I STILL CAN’T ASK QUESTIONS ON HERE.
UGH
someone fight me
Now someone call emergency services.
“911, what’s your emergency?”
Sergeant Queen can’t ask questions on Fluther and she is dying.
You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
@SavoirFaire It’s my argument clinic and I make the rules around here!
Whatsa matter, @SergeantQueen, can’t take it? GET YOUR ASS UP, SOLDIER, AND QUIT YOUR WHINING! This is the argument clinic, not the damn Midol brigade.
SHAKE IT OFF AND GIVE WHAT YOU’VE GOT!
@janbb I make the rules around here!
Rules are made to be broken
Especially penguin rules!
^^^boo hooo, now you made me cry!
Do penguins cry ice? If so, is it sickles, or cubes?
It’s usually lemon ice – or is that my pee?
Oh no. @janbb doesn’t know which end is up today.
I’m flippin’ and a floppin’
Dragon Punches all of you
Penguins live at the bottom of the world. They have no clue which way is up.
@Earthbound_Misfit is in the same boat.
I thought I recognized that person next to me on the oars.
Consider yourselves DESTROYED
I thought this was an argument clinic. I didn’t realize starships were involved.
Load the photon torpedoes.
Gas ‘em with the fartron charges!
THE PENGUIN IS PEEING HERE! HAZ MAT SUITS, EVERYONE!
Unless, of course, it’s cute pee.
@canidmajor But of course it’s cute pee. And I shit roses too.
Someone always pees in the pool. Don’t swallow the water!
Well, it does warm up the water for a bit anyway.
@canidmajor Are you saying I’m responsible for the polar ice caps melting?
It was getting mighty warm underneath me!
Let’s blame the penguin for climate change!
I love the irony of a penguin causing global warming.
One hot penguin!♥♥♥!
The penguin has been taking social media lessons from our 45th president.
Annnnnnd, here we are kicking that dead horse again.
The penguin swims in the warm spot.
@Patty_Melt kicking that dead horse again.
And here I thought it was all about The Penguin!
OH! Is he dead? But what if he is and they’re not telling us?
Where did the horse come from? Did the penguin kill the horse? That Penguin is one scary avian icon!
Well, for heavens sake don’t hurt the poor thing! It can’t help being dead!
Wow! Look what I started – a totally nonsensical thread that keeps on going!
Why the hell would you do this?
Is there a humane society for dealing with people who beat dead horses? They have rights too ya know!
What about penguins that beat dead horses?
Some horses are beaten while still living. Just sayin’
I’ve beaten eggs. Is it like that?
Just FYI, let’s not confuse beatings with _spankings _!
no no no spankings are fun!
I think we’ve changed scenes on our quest for the Holy Grail.
And, in the spirit of this thread, Happy World Penguin Day, @janbb!
Waddle, waddle my dude! :)
I suggest on this World Penguin Day we all take time to meditate on a zen koan:
What is the sound of a penguin’s knees on an Antarctic winter’s night?
OH, thanks, @chyna, that set the dogs off. They must be worried about the Penguins. :-P
I’m starting a benevolent society for the care and feeding of dead horses. If you have beaten dead horses in the past, and want to change your life, come volunteer. It’s the best therapy ever.
Penguins, dead horses, Castle Anthrax.
Are there any weddings from the Dark Ages to attend with women with great tracts of land?
I’ve got the coconuts ready and piled on the lawn.
I’m getting a bit confused.
Ease into it. It’s not scary once you get used to the confusion. Breathe.
I find it very hard to breathe, I’ve noticed.
Maybe it’s the heat. You need a colder clime.
Yesl I’m melting, I’m melting…....
NOOOOOOOO!
We can’t have a pengy puddle!
When is a walrus like a writing desk?
When the raven is busy with a shift at the argument clinic! Clearly!
Coo coo cachoo ca coo coo cachoo
PROOF! Without proof you got nothing, so suck it.
Proof spelled backwards is FOORP.
Anyone wanna fight about it?
You’re gonna need more proof than that to convince me that “spelled,” backwards, is FOORP…. Especially when anyone can see, clear as day, the proof that “spelled,” backwards, is “delleps”!!
Oh yeah? Well Mississippi spelled backwards is “I pee pee, I ess, ess, I ess, ess, I am!”
Anyone want a pocky stick?
@Strauss—Nuh uh! It’s “I humpback humpback, I crooked-letter crooked-letter, I crooked-letter crooked-letter, I am!”
@SergeantQueen—Oh yes I’ll take one please!
Where have all the flowers gone in Hanford, Washington?
There is no “am”. Mississippi starts with “em”, not “am”.
@Soubresaut If you can successfully fight Pikachu, you may get a pocky
What happened to the argument clinic?
^^ What do you mean? Isn’t this it?
Stuff has gotten lame. This can’t be it.
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