Ya know. I been on Fluther for 3 days, and already, I’m in a position to give you guys some serious advice. Believe me, I know everything! I’ve had my head up under the hood here for most of that time. I got the grease stains to proove it!
So here’s the thing. BronxLens is absolutely onto something. There is a serious danger you guys here face.
Fun!
Fun must not be allowed. They allowed it over on Askville for a while, and see where it got them? They banned all the funlovers. Now, I happen to know that most of them are now here, and you Flutherites are in mortal danger! Too much fun will happen if you allow these wicked Askvillites to remain here, unmasked.
There will be nonsense, satire, irony, and even more. You will be reeling. You won’t know what hit you. You won’t be able to think your way out of a paper bag.
I hereby volunteer to be on the “Nosense Determination Committee of Fluther.” NoDCoF will be the final arbiter of all things nonsensical. For the first nonsense offence, Members of the Collective will receive a loss of 2 lurve (who invented lurve, btw, it reeks of someone with a fun-loving mind). 2nd offence, 5 lurve. If a MotC makes ten nonsensical answers or questions, they’re banned forver.
Nonsense is probably the most heinous of online crimes. We see so much of it, we might consider pulling the plug on the internet entirely. So, who is with me? Who will join the NoDCoF? Come on folks. Step right up. Just remember, we get to wear really big pink hats!