I really relate to @cookieman‘s first choice. Based on my personal experience, I think “I Can’t Make You Love Me” is one of the saddest songs I’ve ever heard. There are sadder events than unrequited love, but the hurt in Bonnie Raitt’s voice makes me feel like I’m breaking the heart of someone who’s so deserving of love. I first heard it shortly after my wife-to-be told me that she loved me. I wasn’t quite there yet, but subconsciously I knew I was falling in love with her. Rather than possibly destroy a relationship I wanted so much, I told her that I loved her too. About 2 weeks later I felt the same. Love is still love, even if the feelings aren’t perfectly synchronous.
My choice is “To the Last Whale”, by Crosby and Nash:
Over the years you have been hunted
by the men who throw harpoons
And in the long run he will kill you
jus to feed the pets we raise,
put the flowers in your vase
and make the lipstick for your face.
Over the years you swam the ocean
Following feelings of your own
Now you are washed up on the shoreline
I can see your body lie
It’s a shame you have to die
to put the shadow on our eye
Maybe we’ll go,
Maybe we’ll disappear
It’s not that we don’t know,
It’s just that we don’t want to care.
Under the bridge
Over the foam
Wind on the water,
Carry me home.
I think the most unintentionally funny sad song I’ve ever heard, is New York’s a Lonely-Ass Town by the Tradewinds:
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh
My folks moved to New York from California
I should have listened when my buddy said “I warn ya” (warn ya)
“There’ll be no surfin’ there and no one even ca-a-ares”
(My woody’s outside) covered with snow
(Nowhere to go now)
New York’s a lonely town
When you’re the only surfer boy around
From Central Park to Pasadena’s such a long way
I feel so out of it walkin’ down Broadway (Broadway)
I feel so bad each time I look out there and fi-i-ind
(My woody’s outside) covered with snow
(Nowhere to go now)
New York’s a lonely town
When you’re the only surfer boy around
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh
I feel so bad each time I look out there and fi-i-ind
(My woody’s outside) covered with snow
(Nowhere to go now)
New York’s a lonely town
When you’re the only surfer boy around
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ahh, ahh, ahh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
FADE
Ahh, ahh