Have you ever run across a funny epitaph?
Not being morbid, but have you ever seen something like, “I Told You I Was Sick”? Or, “RIP Three Finger Stan. Brought a knife to a gunfight, an ignorant man”
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How will you react to..“See you soon!”
My Mom often said “I’m never making tacos again!” when she would get burned by popping grease. We considered making that her epitaph (she often joked it should be).
I don’t think it was actually used, but Dorothy Parker of the Algonquin Round Table fame wanted hers to say, “Pardon my dust.”
“All in all, I’d rather be in Philadelphia”. Epitaph of W.C. Fields.
“Pappy loved the wimmin, mama caught ‘em out a swimmin. RIP Pappy”
The treasure is buried in the aaggg.
Here’s the link if you want more of these..)
@imrainmaker Thanks! I love this stuff. I know, I’m an odd egg, ain’t I?
^I don’t think your odd… To my understanding, you’ve been a good addition to the pond:)
^^What a great epitaph that would be!
There is the old Western headstone:
“Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No less,
No more.”
Here lies Little Willie.
Little Willie was a chemist,
Little Willie is no more.
What Willie thought was H2O
Was really H2SO4!*
*H2SO4 = Sulfuric acid.
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903—Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.
Any clip of Trump saying that global climate change is a hoax Is our epitaph.
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