What is the funniest/weirdest question you've seen on Fluther?

Just go ask the mods. They’ll probably send you all 14 of mine. (Just kidding, Mods. Hey, how ‘bout them Spurs?)

I have spent about 10 minutes trying to find the Vagina Nose question for you and can’t find it. Maybe someone with better research skills than mine can find it. I think the user was Fiddleplayingcreolebastard if that helps.

Found the nose question

@Stinley haha, I remember that and the cactus up the wazoo Q. See if I can find it. The girl that claimed she was rectally impaled falling on a cactus. lol

I once asked a question about whether or not an 800 lb. gorilla made totally of Froot Loops was scared of milk. It got modded off. :(

I was wrong about who asked it, but the person that said it was a nose was Fiddler with a different name. I knew he was involved someway!

This one about cakes is kinda fun

^^^ 2007! That thread’s an oldie-but-goodie.

Weird poop question

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Here’s a classic that happened when the toddler was missing in Florida. It made frizzer a Fluther meme.

^Janets is a goddess.

Janets…oh yes, fluther classic. lol
Damn, I cannot find the cactus Q It was a classic too. :-(

Check my lnk above. It is THE LIST. Most of the goodies are on it.

@Patty_Melt Your shortcut only links one Q. I’m confused. :-(

@Coloma If you scroll down in the answers @Nimis lists a lot of the questions that are meme’s.

Some of the other answers posted also include links to others.

@chyna Thanks, I will look again @Patty_Melt Got’cha.

Another treasure trove
I hope jellies check this one out. I searched through a lot of meta questions hoping to find something like this, and ended up crying as I stumbled past lots of memorial posts for jellies now gone.
So, check this thread with a batch of links to good laughter.

This got modded off really fast, I might be one of the only people fortunate enough to have seen it. I saved the link because it made me laugh so much.

Your link leads nowhere. :-(
You made me so curious.

I was able to see it. It worries me a bit that the person was serious @Mariah.

The link worked for me, too. It’s Loli’s cousin.

I never saw that question, @Mariah! Worth saving!

@Patty_Melt
This was the question:

Can owls give birth to people?

i really want to find out someone besides me was born from an egg and would really like to try people eggs how large would a human egg be so that i know how big a pot to buy to hard boil it in. that is if i can find one
would that be considered cannibalism or child abuse

Wow.
Hmmmm. Somebody should let them know human eggs are tiny, and could be eaten on a cracker, like caviar.

^ Blech! haha

I still can;t find the Cactus up the ass Q. it is not on any of the provided links. I have searched using every possible word I can think of. Oh well…another gem forever buried.

It is there, somewhere.

I remember the cactus up the ass Q! I remember the person specifically said they had fallen on the cactus after slipping on a banana peel, lmao.

I will remain seated as you all rise to your feet to applaud me.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the cactus up the butt question

(Applauding wildly)
LURVE! LURVE for Jake!

Thank you very much.

I want lurve. More lurve. And still more.

@Hawaii_Jake You get hero of the day award. Much thanks!

There are countless questions about lurve. Have any of those gone spinning out of control?

I am humble from the top of my crown of gold to the bottom of my satin slippers. Where is my red carpet?

Methinks His Royal Highness be tasting that 30k. :-D

Any excuse for a good party.

Casts eyes downward demurely.

Lurve is a very odd thing. I never look at how many Great Answers I get on an answer. I don’t look at it on other’s answers either. But yesterday I noticed my overall lurve score for the first time in months, and now I’m all jazzed up! Give me lurve!

YESSssss thank you Jake, I needed that laugh today.

How did I miss the cactus in the butt question? That’s a good one.

^^^ Do you really not have a cactus up your butt? You’re an enigma, Penguin.