I’m at a stage in my life where not much “new stuff” is happening, or at least not at the pace things used to happen, or maybe I’ve just gotten better at dealing with it. Or ignoring it, one.
So I’m also not coming up with a lot of new material. Apologies if I’ve mentioned the incident below in the past, but it’s appropriate to this particular discussion.
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I was once part of an Oracleâ„¢ HelpDesk team for a smaller corporate outfit that liked to consider itself very buttoned-down. But aside from appearances, they were not all that. One day towards the end of a calendar year the VP of Sales came down to talk to our boss, the VP of IT, and they stood in the center of our work area discussing important business, very seriously. Naturally, coming down on the end of the year, which was also, of course, the end of the quarter, it was important to close the books correctly and on time, but also to ensure that all of the current period’s sales were correctly booked and the financials sewn up just so.
And of course, this stuff was all managed by Oracle and our supported database.
So they concluded their meeting on how things were going to be taken care of just the way everyone needed, and the VP of Sales closed the impromptu meeting by reminding our boss that, “We can’t have any unplanned outages of the database this week!”
Naturally, I laughed out loud, because it was a great joke. Only it wasn’t. The guy looked daggers at me, like, “If Oracle goes down I’ll know that it was you who did it.”
He left the room, anyway, and I turned to our VP with a real question, “Does he not understand the concept of ‘unplanned outage’ with this system?” My boss just sort of sighed and shrugged his shoulders. It was that kind of outfit. Sometimes all you can do is laugh.