What should one do in this situation? (NSFW)

Apparently always the gentleman, RedDeerGuy1, so good on you.

As I’m sure you know, a ‘woody’ can get you to bad places in a hurry.

It has been my experience that if women (especially in the workplace) become….let’s call it….“inappropriately suggestive”, you simply call them “ma’am” once or twice, and they get the message.

Respectful….casual…..no harm, no foul…..

Why would she sit on your lap? Was it on purpose or accidental? Do you have any clue?

Of course she knows. What do you think she meant to accomplish by plopping down in your lap? She was introducing herself. She sounds playful. Some girls like to see if they can itimidate a guy by doing things like this. It’s a game. I would go with it. Sometimes they are pleasantly surprised when the guy just plays along.

I would smile, point out that we haven’t met formally, introduce myself, then ask her what her name is. If she smiles and complies, I would
Ask her if she’s comfortable and can see alright from where she’s at. I’d probably be uncomfortable after awhile, but I would think of something.
Ask her if she’d like to get something to eat, preferably where there is better seating.
If she looks uncomfortable at any time during this evolution of events, I would offer her the seat and break off.

Why was the woman sitting on your lap in the first place? Not the kind of thing a complete stranger would do. Was this someone you knew? Is this another one of your fantasies?

Only times a woman has sat in my lap they’ve been paid to, do…

@LostInParadise There wasn’t enough chairs. I offered as a joke and she took me up on it. It really happened.

@Darth_Algar It helps to be an Adonis.

She was flirting with you for sure. Who would sit on anyone’s lap even as a joke?

@imrainmaker D’oh. Did I miss an once in a lifetime opportunity? She cooked me supper later in the month.

Check if she’s interested.

@imrainmaker I haven’t seen her in more than a decade. I don’t know her name.

Oh, she’s in the wind then, for sure. Perhaps married…...or even dead.

Come on, man…..there HAVE TO BE other….you know…..lap-sittin’ women running around….uh…....RedDeerGuy City…..

Wow..I thought it happened to you recently which is why I was wondering when you said once in a lifetime opportunity. Sure you’ll get such opportunities in life may be in different forms. Make sure not to miss them..) I’m surprised though how can you not know her name when you’re saying she cooked meal for ya?

@RedDeerGuy1 , You need to tell more of what happened. Details matter. From what you originally said, I imagined that you were on some form of public transportation and you saw a woman standing in front of you, to whom you never before said anything. Your first words to her were to ask if she would like to sit on your lap, and she then plumped her fanny down on your thighs. I can’t imagine that this is what happened. People just don’t act that way, neither you nor the woman.

@LostInParadise It was in a fake replica bar for the SCA . The society for creative anarchism. I won the bar fight with double daggers. She wanted to join .

The more you tell, the stranger the story gets. Are you still a member of SCA?

@LostInParadise No. I’m too big for my costume. I’ve lost contact with my old friends. I suck at fencing , but am better with double daggers.