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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Who should reproduce?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (25012points) May 29th, 2017

Also who shouldn’t? Humor welcomed.

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johnpowell's avatar

If you voted for Trump <****...>.. Feel free to fill in the blank.

anniereborn's avatar

no one. there are far too many humans out there already. give it a rest.

kritiper's avatar

What @anniereborn said. A BIG rest!

ARE_you_kidding_me's avatar

If you think humans are a disease of this planet then don’t propagate.

djbabybokchoy's avatar

We need to reproduce because the elderly can’t do everything.

Please no more Kardashians or offspring of Kid Rock.

flutherother's avatar

Only nice people should reproduce.

Earthbound_Misfit's avatar

Pandas, Polar Bears, Elephants, Rhinos, Tigers – and any of those animals that are endangered or even heading towards endangered.

Humans, not so much.

stanleybmanly's avatar

My guess would be around 10% of those already eager to do so.

ragingloli's avatar

Killer bacteria and viruses tailored to humans.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Xerox copier salesmen and women.

Unofficial_Member's avatar

People with money who willing to do so. Seriously, no money no kids. Just watch people in thrid-world countries, many people have lots and lots of kids but having trouble to feed them, let alone caring about their education (and government can’t help every kids out there as they have enough problem already).

ZEPHYRA's avatar

As above. And to add to that only mentally and physically stable people who have something to offer. We do not need more victims of life’s shit.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

@cinnamonk you are so right.

josie's avatar

Anybody willing and able to care for the offspring

ucme's avatar

Angela Merkel & Donald Trump
Their kids would look terrifying, but hilariously so.

JLeslie's avatar

Pretty people of course. Pretty, smart, blonde, blue eyed, high cheek bones…oh yeah that’s been tried.

Never mind.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I got reproduced @JLeslie, with just those specifications! I have another sister, though, who they messed up on. She’s beautiful, but has olive skin and golden-brown eyes and black hair. Off with her head.

SergeantQueen's avatar

Me.
Interested people PM me

don’t pm me

ragingloli's avatar

Too bad. Would have loved to lay my larvae into you.

SergeantQueen's avatar

I am traumatized

Dutchess_III's avatar

Do not ever, ever click on one of @ragingloli‘s links!

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