[potentially NSFW] What would you do with 30,000 condoms?

I’d build a slingshot that could propel satellites into orbit. It would be sexy…

There are of course “industries” out there which would eagerly take them off the hands of the thieves for a sharp discount.

You can of course…... have sex more than once a day. That’s what I would do for the record.

I“d give them away to Planned Parenthood or some such organization.

Lots of balloon animals.

Send them to Africa.

My first thought was to donate to sex workers, but Africa is a good suggestion, as well.

~have one hell of a party?

Who says you can’t use them AT ONE TIME????
One man and 30,000 condoms.

You could also send them to Texas.

Force the next generation of Trumps to use them?

Better yet, we can give them to all the special snowflake, liberal idiots.

Throw them off parade floats.

I know what to do with old pairs of women’s panties… Make kite tails!

Give them away because the world needs fewer people, not more.

@SergeantQueen someone’s salty…

@cinnamonk
Someone was triggered.

LMFAO, not triggered. I didn’t fly into a screaming rage over @ZEPHYRA‘s comment, I actually found it funny.

“REEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

I was once given a few hundred tampons by an operations guy at work. It was like a bonanza. That’s a serious windfall for a female. I kept a bunch, maybe 60–70, and I gave away about 20 at a time to women I worked with. Everyone appreciated it.

If I received thousands of condoms legitimately I’d give them away. I’m allergic to latex. I’m assuming they are latex. Well, I don’t have to worry about birth control anyway, but if I was young and fertile and needed condoms and wasn’t allergic to latex, I’d still give a bunch away. They expire. You can’t keep them for 20 years.

Seems like a good fit to Africa or North Carolina.

Drop them out of a plane over New York. It’s the prize for the most abortions performed (2015 figure).

I would take them to Vegas and bet them all on one spin of the roulette wheel…..

Eat them.

Fill them with helium and let them fly.