How big of a denomination of bills would it take you to catch it on a freeway ?

At least a benjamin

Is there traffic?

@elbanditoroso medium traffic.

Can’t risk my life for that!

$1

^^ Really?

@imrainmaker less if there’s cars coming

It’s not the denomination so much as the number of bills. A 20 is nothing, but a wad of fives might get me thinking.

You never know what people might do for free money

I take my risk management and street crossing technique seriously. I’m not going after any money if I’m not sure I’m not risking my life.

In medium traffic, there are practically always gaps where it’s safe to cross a freeway. I’d wait for one and then grab it, and I’d think about how long I’m waiting around for the bill, and what else better I have to be doing. So it becomes, “how long will I wait for an opening for that bill?”

1 suitcase full.

Risking permanent disability or my life for money? You have the wrong hombre, dude.

I was walking the shoulder of a highway once, found a twenty right there at the edge of the grass. If it was in the road I would have no qualms about flagging cars to a stop to retrieve it. To get my attention I would need to see multiple flutters, like @zenvelo.
Ever been in one of those money wind booths? I have, three times. I can snatch some scattering bills fast.

Funny you should ask this because I sometimes pay our chauffeur his wages by tossing out cash from the sunroof, helps with his emergency braking too & so it’s all good.

^^LOL. Fuck’n A, man. You are a bloody cad.

Don’t you know it old bean ;-}

But $20 is barley enough for an English tutor.