[NSFW] What sort of advantages would you expect from dating a Werewolf?
Or or any other monster of your choice.
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Great sex. Free unlimited prostrate checks.
Um, extra hair in the drain? The need to buy gallons of Drain-O?
A werewolf would be more understanding to a woman who says it’s her time of the month…
A pet that could go out at night and feed itself.
No guy would ever be wondering about his bitch if it were “that time of the month” again. He’d better know, or else.
On nights having a full moon, you can double-date with people you do not like.
Excuse yourself to go use the restroom, and the rest takes care of itself….
If you want someone to scratch your back badly..
He wouldn’t bitch about me sleeping until noon.
You’d always know what he was doing when he was out late at night.
No nagging about “eat your vegetables”
You’d get an option on a film franchise.
You won’t have to take your dog walks anymore.
Who would even try to break in at night and burglarize my house?
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