Assuming they answer honestly, what is the single most telling question you can ask a person?

If they are from the US: How much do you tip?

Who did you vote for?

Tell me about yourself? If the person is answering honestly..

What makes you cry or laugh?

You don’t ask them, you ask their friends. haha

What can you tell me about yourself?

Well if ya ask me @Sneki2 I would say I am over worked,under paid, not appreciated ,and taxed to death.

Would you sleep with me?

I don’t tend to get to know people by asking them. I’m more of an observer. I just let things float and observe the person along the way.

But if I absolutely had to ask, I would ask “What do you think about me?” I can know a lot about who the person is by analyzing their opinion about me, coupled with my observation on them.

Chicken Burger or Chicken Sandwich?

I think it’s impossible to completly know a person from one question… or a thousand.

Do you always tell the truth?

What is your deepest concern?

Is my fly open?

If you were forced to make your child a murderer or a murder victim, which would you choose?

Would you ever steal anything, and why or why not?

Some good answers. Okay, I’m jumping in~ my turn!

What do you imagine when you listen to music?

Me playing all instruments at the same time, of course. Everyone does that.

I don’t.

Assuming they answer honestly, what is the single most telling question you can ask a person?

What do you know, what do you think you know and what do you just suspect?

Delivered tersely, running the words together with nary a care for diphthongs, triphthongs or rounded vowels in the masterpiece of elision that is “waddayano”.

What are your fundamental principles

Neil Diamond, or Neil Young….??

Neil Tyson.

The lunar landings: Impressive feats of science, or fake news….??

A demonstration of German technological superiority.

Who put the ‘bomp’ in the ‘bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp’ ?

Who put the ‘ram’ in the ‘rama-lama-ding-dong’ ??

The same guy who put the ‘jam’ in the “I am about to jam my cock down your throat.”

…...aaaaaaand Ithinkwe’redonehere….....

Why do you beat your wife?

@ragingloli the proper wording of the question is “Do you still beat your wife”?

Do you also have staff for that?

Neil DeGrasse