Who can make me laugh?

Astro Chuck…where are yooouuuu?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFrfeJ8dKM

Katy, I wish I could ask for clarifications, because your question is not clear!

:p

When my son was only about 2 1/2, he took a shower with me. Looking up, he asked, “Mom? What are those flabby little muscles for?”

Now, even being modest I can say that they’re not little and they’re NOT flabby. Are they?

Bucket of hair? Geez, the pressure is ON!

@katyDidit: You are not a bad comedian; just talk to yourself for a while. (Or rent THE TALL MAN w. Emma Thompson and Jeff Goldblum.)

Sorry, Katydidit. Can’t make you laugh. Never have been able to. Never will be able to. I just don’t know how to tell a joke to an insect!

I find the comedian Bill Bailey to be absolutely fantastic, has me in tears of laughter. Although some of his stuff you have to understand where it comes from originally (for example, only us Brits would understand, see here for anyone who is interested. Absolutely brilliant) other stuff like this and this make me laugh a lot haha. But maybe it’s a personal taste thing? I don’t find Lee Evans to be as funny, others find him hilarious…mhmm…all relational.

daloon – I swear that fanny looks familiar….... Have we met?

Katy: enlarge that fanny.

oooh! a Boston Celtics key chain that’s it, it goin down now brother. they don’t call me cheek for no reason!!

Katy- OK. Here goes my best attempt. My day.

Because we’ve hit a major bump in the road, my doctors are graciously allowing my husband to visit me. That means the 6’5” mountain of a man must wear gloves,mask, head cover and a gown. Oh, the booties, too. Watching him gear up, was hysterical. No grace, whatsoever. They even allowed him to bring in a small bag with a few gifts. He brought me a book, a small box of milk duds and the smart ass brought me a comb. (for those of you that don’t see why that makes him a smart ass, it’s because I don’t have very much hair – from chemo!) I thought that was it, but again, Mr. Wonderful, had yet another surprise! Tiny baby hair pins.

While chewing the milk duds (do you know how long it’s been???) and yes, I did the dumb thing and put too many in my mouth at once! I was chewing making all kinds of weird faces and trying to get them off my teeth, I was styling my hair and putting the hair pin in….I gathered it up onto the top of my head. I must admit, I ROCKED that hairstyle!

After we met with the docs and my husband left, I kept feeling something on my leg. I finally figured out it was a rogue Milk Dud. Now…ask yourself, did I or did I NOT eat that Milk Dud?

Not too long after he left, I fell asleep. I was awaken by a nurse, pretty much horse laughing at my hair style!

just another day in the life of me!

@McBean….bwaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Out of the mouth of babes!

Are you sure that was a Milk Dud, cak?

cak, did you gather your hair into a Pebbles’ do?

KATY! Do you really think I would eat it??? :) I smushed it, milk dud, all the way! Want it?

@McBean, yep, Pebbles, all the way!

here is my attempt to cheer you up, you go ahead and fluther slap me if you don’t like this joke, but here goes, One day a blond woman walks into a store and asks the guy at the front if they sell crocodile shoes,and the guy said no, so the woman walks into another store and bought a shotgun, and left. hours later the same man who she asked about the shoes saw her waist deep in a swamp, seconds later she took aim and shot a crocodile, she dragged the beast to a pile where there where others and flipped him over, “Damn it this one doesn’t have any shoes as well!! ” so she went on with her task at hand.

Well, ya gotta be careful, Cak! My little dachshund had an accident on the floor once and my daughter’s boyfriend thought it was a tootsie roll. Bawahahahahahaha!

wrestle – you’re such a maniac! I loved it! I see a bucket of hair in your future!

this always makes me laugh till i cry, so incredibly funny

woohoo!!! Thank you and i see a happier future for you starting tomorrow (Casting a Happiness Spell) :D

iwamoto – that was hilarious! Thank you for sharing!

This cracked me up wen shared by a fellow Flutherer with me a couple of weeks ago.

I hope your day perks up.

Skyrail – I have never seen Bill Bailey before….TOO funny! Thank you!

katy, by the way, where did that bucket of hair come from? I do know where it didn’t come from! :)

I also have this other joke i guys want hear it might not be that good though. you wanna hear.

I heard this in a movie, forgot which.

“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?”

Had me chuckling.. hehe

crunchaweezy….crunchaweezy…..Bawahahahahahaha! Love it!

congress!!

Cak – no wonder I adore you. Your ability to find laughter and joy given the circumstances of your days amazes me. Rock on, sis!

Well hear goes the joke, like i said feel free to fluther slap, one day god an Adam were walking in the garden of eden, adam asked, god why did you make eve so beautiful, so you can always look at her, then adam asked god why did you make eve so soft, so you can always touch her, then adam said god i don’t want to seem ungrateful but why did you make her so stupid, then god said so she will always love you. (wincing for the blow)

If I remember correctly, the movie the quote came from was Reservation Road.

Ok, everyone….y’all did such a great job, I think I have a cracked rib from laughing. Who’s gonna call 911?

I am teaching my cat (Milo the first) that skill right now.

It’s okay Katy, there’s a load of his videos on youtube, they’re worth watching :)

@gailcalled – oh, you’ve got to let us know how that works out!

My cat won’t call 911. He’s more likely to be the one to be implicated in our deaths!

Cak; glad that you have kept your sense of humor. Sorry about your cancer. I am a survivor, but know about surgery, chemo, radiation and complete baldness.

Agreed that the chances of Milo learning how to dial are about the same as my learning how to clip his nails (a life-and-death experience for both of us, until I started using the vet as manicurist.)

Thanks gailcalled. I’m always happy to meet a survivor!

Yeah, after major blood loss trying to trim the cat’s nails…I called the vet!

@cak: good wishes sent your way…keep on smiling.

@katydidit

Oh, I’m hurt. You mean you don’t remember??? That day? In the broom closet? You were all into my tattoos, if I recall correctly!

I’d post the link but can’t do so on my phone, go to YouTube then type in the search box ” peanut butter jelly time army” it’s the first link. Pretty funny I thought.

okay, called 911 :)

Maybe my theme song will give you a smile. Like babirurtle36, I can’t access youtube because I am at work, but go there and type in Lisa koch, middle aged woman.

ill sing u a song if u want me to!!!

My big bro told me this one what would you think if a midget walked up to you and said your hair smelled good?
Once I was on my was to Burger King and I didnt realize I was in a funeral line so when I pulled into the drive thru half the line followed me.

whats the rush, hes dead already, im hungry, lets also stop for BK.

I can.