How would you kill someone with a sloth?

Throw a sloth at them. Or smack them with a sloth.

Slowly…

^GA….

@Sneki2 . You can do better than that… I guess one could beat a person to death eventually with a sloth…

Rape

Yup… The end is near….....

using this

Cause of death: laughter/overexposure to cuteness

I’d make sure it was a two-toed sloth. They are meaner. Then I would coat the person in the sloth’s favorite food and put them in a room together.

I wouldn’t care if that person was carrying a sloth, a wrench, a suitcase, or any other subject.
I would just shoot him.
And the sloth too, if need be.

Sloths have mega claws, easy, use the Sloth to slash someone to death. haha

Well, first you would have to torture the sloth, to agitate it, frustrate it, make it hate humans…

Put someone in a jar, train the sloth to shit into it.

You! All of you! You’re all sick! “points”

Zombie Sloths..then there are Zombeavers too.

That’s a movie. :D

@Berserker Yes, so bad its good, hilarious when they turn into Zombeavers. LOL

Force feed someone sloth fur.

Sloths are green from all the yucky stuff living on their fur.

@zenvelo Thanks for than Zenman…from she who is making green goddess salad dressing right now and thinking of green Sloth hair. Gag! LOL

freeze it solid. Then employ it as a club.

How would you kill someone with a sloth?

Having selected sloth from the seven deadly sins it would need to be a virtuoso performance.

Given that ai is the three-toed south american sloth, death by scrabble would seem logical.

Unau it makes sense.

I think the frozen Sloth club is the winner. LOL

you have SUCH good taste!

Find a dead sloth. Make stew.