So, what sound does your morning alarm make?

Radio news.

Hhhhhrrrrrrnnnnngggg skwee brrumm brrumm skoooooo skooooo woo-woo-woo woo!
Read out loud for best result.

Carstairs singing “morning has broken”
Can’t sing for shit but luckily for him he can sing for his wages.

A very glitchy, messed up pre-added song on my phone. The speakers sucks and it all sounds very crackly and fuzzy.
That, and some vibrations.

Woof.

Plays music.

I kill a nagging rooster every morning.

Morricone L’Estasi Dell Oro remix – right here

my wife does not enjoy it, so that’s added motivation to get up before the angels come in at about 20 seconds

Or screech screech screech screech!!!

@funkdaddy That put a smile on my face, the added motivational angels of your wife.
I listened to it and I can totally see you searching for the snooze button before they start!

He pats my shoulder, talks to me, and brings me a cup of tea.

Moonlight Sonata… I’ve had it as my alarm for years. It’s interesting when I hear it randomly, while awake. For a moment, I wonder if I’m asleep…

I’m a very light sleeper, so I don’t bother with loud alarms.

It goes screech screech screech screech !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t use a alarm since I am not a slave to the machine. But I do have a window that faces east and I keep my blinds open so the neighbors can gaze upon my morning ritual of me shoving my face into the wall to escape the sun. Then I give up and feed the fish and make toast.

Last time I used a alarm was when I had to go to the dentist and that was around four months ago and I just used the generic alarm on Android.

I found an Android alarm tone that actually is semi-pleasant to wake up to, in a funny way. It’s musical, but sort of like a sound effect signalling time to wake up.

Radio, classic rock.

A lovely harp.

It literally goes like this “but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you wake up now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”